Random Thoughts 24

Remember when I said that sometimes, you guys scare me?

This is one of those times.

Just to make matters worse, I suppose I shouldn't mention that I just cracked a beer open now, should I?

 

That's what she said

 

Shit, someone beat me to a "that's what she said"?

Impossible.

 

Another LPA scary moment?

 

Yeah, something like that.

I still hold the record for the best "that's what she said" in the history of the universe, though.

Long story

 

I bet you're just etching to tell us.

 

Dialed in a radio frequency and caught the back end of someone's conversation (they were talking about weather):

"....yeah, it's looking pretty tight and dirty down there...but if you poke around enough, you should be able to find a hole to slip in through"

after about ten seconds of debating whether or not to say it.... hit the button, "that's what she said!", switch frequencies for a second, come back to that freq, and all I hear is everyone's obnoxious laughter

 

That's just gold. Even better than the bunch of kids on XBOX Live who have grouped together calling themselves "Weiner..." something.

 

We were at 17,000 when I pulled that one off.

Let's see, 1.23 times the root of,...carry the 1....

Transmission radius: 160 miles.

Everyone within 160 miles heard that gem.

 

Interesting morning.

 

Very productive day.

 

OH MY GOD THAT IS AWESOME!

 

Aaaaahahaha

Fuck, I'm bored.

 

I love UnderOath. Sooooo beast.

 

Yeah, I wish the Illuminato(u)r was coming around where I live, but it's not.

 

That's what she said.