Random Thoughts 24

Took care of my bf the past few days since he had strept throat. I hope I don't get it now since I'm going to New Orleans tomorrow.

 

I have one burning question:

Where the flying fuck is Donald Trump's birth certificate? I find it suspicious that he hasn't shown it throughout the past few weeks.

 

Dont laff @ mae!!!! D:

thank j00! .... but I didn't get to ask anything. Talky-fast man tore me apart right at the start.

I'm seeing green fairies again.. did someone put absinthe in my juice again???

I like this question. There's a conspiracy here.

 

The closest I've come to a conspiracy lately is trying to figure out who the hell made off with the last six beers in my fridge.

I need a lock on that thing.

 

None.

Well, maybe a bit.

Yep, didn't think of that.

Instead, I have a better idea to combat the problem of disappearing beer.

I'll just drink it all before anyone else can get their paws on it.

Yeah, I'm a genius

 

excitedexcitedexcitedexcitedexciteeeeddd.

 

Gears of War 3 Beta: awesome. I'm deeply saddened that all the characters and weapon skins I worked so diligently to unlock by playing multiple matches of the same game types back to back will not transfer over to the retail. Sure, I get to keep some exclusives, but...all that work for nothing? :/

 

But it's not Friday.

 

I find it funny that Charlie Sheen, after the negative publicity he has been receiving since, actually has the nerve to call Barack Obama a "coward in a cheap suit", seems like he's directing the hate towards someone else.

 

The time-honored tradition of deflecting. It's something Republicans do quite well.

 

procrastination should just stfu.

 

maybe, but it'll wait 'till tomorrow to do that.

 

It keeps whispering 'Go to LPA!'

 

Hey, I'm here all day, for your bothering pleasure

 

ughhh I need to write about Gluckman and Malinowski, so if you can help me with that, I'm here too

 

Gluckman and Malinowski have funny names.

Glad I could help.

 

Gimme a few beers and I might come up with some fairly hilarious material to slip into your paper