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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear Seaman with herpes
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear Seaman with herpes lifted Afro Seaman's
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear Seaman with herpes, lifted Afro Seaman's cup of urine
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear Seaman with herpes, lifted Afro Seaman's cup of urine into the skyyyy.
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear Seaman with herpes, lifted Afro Seaman's cup of urine into the skyyyy. They raised the
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear Seaman with herpes, lifted Afro Seaman's cup of urine into the skyyyy. They raised the money to buy
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear Seaman with herpes, lifted Afro Seaman's cup of urine into the skyyyy. They raised the money to buy the Android Seaman
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear Seaman with herpes, lifted Afro Seaman's cup of urine into the skyyyy. They raised the money to buy the Android Seaman however Apple Seaman
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear Seaman with herpes, lifted Afro Seaman's cup of urine into the skyyyy. They raised the money to buy the Android Seaman, however Apple Seaman died in a
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear Seaman with herpes, lifted Afro Seaman's cup of urine into the skyyyy. They raised the money to buy the Android Seaman, however Apple Seaman died in a crazy orgy with
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear Seaman with herpes, lifted Afro Seaman's cup of urine into the skyyyy. They raised the money to buy the Android Seaman, however Apple Seaman died in a crazy orgy with ben's giant seaman
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear Seaman with herpes, lifted Afro Seaman's cup of urine into the skyyyy. They raised the money to buy the Android Seaman, however Apple Seaman died in a crazy orgy with ben's giant seaman called Zane Hahn.
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear Seaman with herpes, lifted Afro Seaman's cup of urine into the skyyyy. They raised the money to buy the Android Seaman, however Apple Seaman died in a crazy orgy with ben's giant seaman called Zane Hahn. Ben Bennington came
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear Seaman with herpes, lifted Afro Seaman's cup of urine into the skyyyy. They raised the money to buy the Android Seaman, however Apple Seaman died in a crazy orgy with ben's giant seaman called Zane Hahn. Ben Bennington came. OIOI Jaydogga
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear Seaman with herpes, lifted Afro Seaman's cup of urine into the skyyyy. They raised the money to buy the Android Seaman, however Apple Seaman died in a crazy orgy with ben's giant seaman called Zane Hahn. Ben Bennington came. OIOI Jaydogga OI OI OI
     
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    Ree kills pigeons because she loves a bird massacre.
     
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    Ree kills pigeons because she loves a bird massacre. She also likes
     
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    Ree kills pigeons because she loves a bird massacre. She also likes buyin' yo' forumz
     

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