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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro.
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub?
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me?
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him?
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman.
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman.
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja
     
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    Mayonnaise worship happens, and it's horrible when ketchup and chilli sauce mate underneath a pale Australian who is worried about dingos, kangaroos, koalas and crocs eating babies. Shrimp on the babies make them dance like chickens which dingos eat. This story needs more Seaman and Derek's famous vagina. If only Derek pissed out rivers of chocolate flavored peanuts we could start a war whilst plucking chickens and singing Bieber's songs in the home of Kimo. Unfortunately Derek's peaceful party was gatecrashed by Kimo when Moridin announced a threesome with kangaroos. The hottest kangaroos of Timbuktu! It got kinky when they poured mayonnaise into kangaroo's pouches and served them Jesse's afro for a pretty hooker. Chocolate covered dogs danced with the devil wearing Prada and the hooker. The hooker looked at a kangaroo called Keaton. He screamed "Shakaka!" and tore an afro out of Zeus's underpants, twirled it, swirled it, and curled it with space hamsters from Uranus. Edible hamsters make great diversions when drunk driving eating that afro. Holy shit, there's no more gorillas in my fridge. Who needs a rub? Is it me? Is it him? No, it's Seaman. Ree's Love Seaman, drunk with Ninja seaman and pedobear
     

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