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  1. Hidia

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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls as transexual hookers, and one cup. That sounds delicious. Gigitty, gigitty, alrightttttttttttttttttttt. Sarah really hated not being there to catch a bus to Chechnya to join the LP.com version of Quagmire's gigitty go
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls as transexual hookers, and one cup. That sounds delicious. Gigitty, gigitty, alrightttttttttttttttttttt. Sarah really hated not being there to catch a bus to Chechnya to join the LP.com version of Quagmire's gigitty go. Hidia started to
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls as transexual hookers, and one cup. That sounds delicious. Gigitty, gigitty, alrightttttttttttttttttttt. Sarah really hated not being there to catch a bus to Chechnya to join the LP.com version of Quagmire's gigitty go. Hidia started to with Ree kiss
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls as transexual hookers, and one cup. That sounds delicious. Gigitty, gigitty, alrightttttttttttttttttttt. Sarah really hated not being there to catch a bus to Chechnya to join the LP.com version of Quagmire's gigitty go. Hidia started to with Ree kiss by the garden.
     
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    Peter Griffin joined Order of Gryffins, not Gryffindor, you fucking dumb bastards. Brian was jealous since he wanted Lois's cooch for Ben who was really Derek in disguise. Ben/Derek morphed into the mighty Chester Bennington and blew up in Mike Shinoda's armpit when he sniffed Brad Delson's butthole. Quagmire was admiring in Joe Hahn's sexy doll house with Rob Bourdon. A three way between Phoenix, his pet elephant named Roy, and a fish distracted Ben/Derek, it spoke parseltongue, Spanish, and Klingon. It's father was horny for spaghetti. The fish popped a 99 inch pot of weed while tasting red marijuana-flavored, toxic blood that tasted great because Crayola filled with twenty hundred of Chester's wives made boobie cakes and sweetened ice with lamb. Yum. Shit was good. Everyone got food-poisoning - damn, that sucks. At least Quagmire had two girls as transexual hookers, and one cup. That sounds delicious. Gigitty, gigitty, alrightttttttttttttttttttt. Sarah really hated not being there to catch a bus to Chechnya to join the LP.com version of Quagmire's gigitty go. Hidia started to fuck princess Leia. In the meanwhile,
     
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    We fucked up. New paragraph.

    Someone peed on
     
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    Someone peed on ben while drinking
     
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    Someone peed on ben while drinking some cranberry juice.
     
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    Someone peed on ben while drinking some cranberry juice. While Sarah sat
     
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    Someone peed on ben while drinking some cranberry juice. While Sarah sat on ben's ****
     
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    Someone peed on ben while drinking some cranberry juice. While Sarah on Ben's ****, picking her nose
     
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    Someone peed on ben while drinking some cranberry juice. While Sarah sat on Ben's ****, picking her nose in the middle
     
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    Someone peed on ben while drinking some cranberry juice. While Sarah on Ben's ****, picking her nose in the middle of Zane's large
     
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    Someone peed on ben while drinking some cranberry juice. While Sarah sat on Ben's ****, picking her nose in the middle of Zane's large muscular arms and
     
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    Someone peed on ben while drinking some cranberry juice. While Sarah on Ben's ****, picking her nose in the middle of Zane's large muscular arms and then suddenly Saqib
     
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    Someone peed on ben while drinking some cranberry juice. While Sarah on Ben's ****, picking her nose in the middle of Zane's large fingers when Zane skipped with ponies
     
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    Someone peed on ben while drinking some cranberry juice. While Sarah on Ben's ****, picking her nose in the middle of Zane's large fingers when Zane skipped with ponies whilst their penises
     
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    Someone peed on ben while drinking some cranberry juice. While Sarah on Ben's ****, picking her nose in the middle of Zane's muscular arms when Zane skipped with ponies whilst their penises being too small.
     
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    Someone peed on ben while drinking some cranberry juice. While Sarah on Ben's ****, picking her nose in the middle of Zane's muscular arms when Zane skipped with ponies whilst their penises being too small. Ree and Derek
     
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    Someone peed on ben while drinking some cranberry juice. While Sarah on Ben's ****, picking her nose in the middle of Zane's large muscular arms and then suddenly Saqib licked Ben's tiny
     

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