It'd be guaranteed to horrify just about everyone: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirime Yes this is real. Not a joke.
LMFAO!!! This is just too funny, thanks for this Derek hahaha Maybe he shits through his ears...I don't know I can't see any other holes :| *passes out from laughing*
Now that I think about it, you're right. It sure does explain a lot. Derek, I apologize for offending you. I just want you to know that despite your debilitating and, quite frankly, ridiculously embarrassing condition, we support you. And we're definitely not making jokes about you behind your back at all.
The other guy should stab the eye/anus hole with those swords. That ^^ picture is really disturbing :|