I stole this from Neowin, and apparently it was stolen from MySpace, this amused me, so try it: Put iTunes [or whatever program you use could work, but apparently iTunes works best], and then each song is the answer What do you think of me, iTunes? Will I have a happy life? What do my friends really think of me? Do people secretly lust after me? How can I make myself happy? What should I do with my life? Why must life be so full of pain? How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Can you give me some advice? What do you think happiness is? Give me a song about my love life: Give me a song about my social life: Boxers or Briefs: Will I get into the college I want to get into? What’s your secret to weight loss? -Will I get a date to prom? -How will the upcoming weekend be? -What is the best song ever? -Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes? Try it. My answers somewhat made sense for the most part. What do you think of me, iTunes? // Ozzy Osbourne - Diary Of A Madman Will I have a happy life? // Nirvana - Polly What do my friends really think of me? // System of a Down - Johnny Do people secretly lust after me? // Project 86 - Last Meal How can I make myself happy? // Marilyn Manson - Highway to Hell What should I do with my life? // Rammstein - Seemann Why must life be so full of pain? // Tool - Silly Little Love Songs How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? // Red Hot Chili Peppers - Minor Thing Can you give me some advice? // P.O.D. - Set Your Eyes To Zion What do you think happiness is? // Slayer - War Ensemble Give me a song about my love life: // Slipknot - The Nameless Give me a song about my social life: // Skillet - Always The Same Boxers or Briefs: // Black Sabbath - Changes Will I get into the college I want to get into? // The Offspring - Welcome What’s your secret to weight loss? // Led Zeppelin - Tangerine Will I get a date to prom? // Jimi Hendrix - Red House How will the upcoming weekend be? // Pain Of Salvation - New Year's Eve What is the best song ever? // Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes? // Green Day - Having a Blast Hm, how did it know I was a madman?
You go into a your media player [eg. iTunes, Winamp], set it to shuffle. Then when you press forward that's your answer for that question. It's similiar to that one topic we had about a year ago where you picked 10 shuffled/songs and you added a specified phrase after it (I forget what it was now).
ahh, got it will do later What do you think of me, iTunes? We Will Rock You - Queen Will I have a happy life? Tineoidea - Samsas Traum What do my friends really think of me? mOBSCENE - Marilyn Manson Do people secretly lust after me? Ich Roque - Sportfreunde Stiller How can I make myself happy? Im Bauch - Samsas Traum What should I do with my life? Der Meister - Rammstein (Hell yes, I should scare people for a living) Why must life be so full of pain? It's no Good - Depeche Mode (oh finally, one that makes sense >.>) How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Como Poden - In Extremo Can you give me some advice? With You - Linkin Park What do you think happiness is? Helvetes Hunden Garm - Trollfest (hahahaha, this song is so growly) Give me a song about my love life: Falling in Love - Aerosmith Give me a song about my social life: Nemo - Nightwish Boxers or Briefs: One Eyed Old Man - Bathory (Is this slang for something by any chance?) Will I get into the college I want to get into? I Feel You - Depeche Mode What’s your secret to weight loss? Hole Hearted - Extreme (I guess putting a hole in your heart would work =/) -Will I get a date to prom? Die Liebe Nerpus' - Burzum -How will the upcoming weekend be? Figure.09 - Linkin Park -What is the best song ever? Conclusion - Apocalyptica -Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes? Heirate Mich - Rammstein (I'm scared, this song is about necrophilia)
Ah right, that was it. *looks at songs currently playing* Aerosmith - My Fist Your Face In My Pants xD
What do you think of me, WMP? Blink-182 - Go Will I have a happy life? Wheatus - The Song That I Wrote When You Dissed Me What do my friends really think of me? Robbie Williams - Please Don't Die Do people secretly lust after me? Weezer - Peace How can I make myself happy? Linkin Park - My December What should I do with my life? Blink-182 - Wasting Time Why must life be so full of pain? Stories And Comets - Bend Not Break How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Robbie Williams - Nan's Song !!!! Can you give me some advice? Ricky Gervais - Nursery Rhymes What do you think happiness is? Chester Bennington - Jane Says Give me a song about my love life: Gym Class Heroes Featuring Patrick Stump Of FOB - Cupid's Chokehold Give me a song about my social life: The Bravery - Public Service Announcement Boxers or Briefs: My Favourite Co-Pilot - Would You? Will I get into the college I want to get into? Say Anything - A Certain Type Of Genius What’s your secret to weight loss? The All-American Rejects - Drive Away -Will I get a date to prom? Hiding With Girls - 100% Cotton -How will the upcoming weekend be? Say Anything - It's A Metaphor, Fool -What is the best song ever? Say Anything - We Will Erase All Life On Earth But Us -Do you think I am a sexy beast, WMP? A - Nothing
What do you think of me, iTunes? Satin Doll - Duke Ellington Will I have a happy life? Sickness - Grey Daze (oh, that's promissing) What do my friends really think of me? Gimme Stitches - Foo Fighters Do people secretly lust after me? Pushing Me Away - Linkin Park (I guess taht's a no. lol) How can I make myself happy? Outside The Wall - Pink Floyd (Death will make me happy?!) What should I do with my life? Conga - Gloria Estafan. (LMFAO!) Why must life be so full of pain? The Music or The Misery - Fall Out Boy How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Walk Away - Good Charlotte (LMFAO!) Can you give me some advice? Be Somebody - Fort Minor What do you think happiness is? Predictable - Good Charlotte Give me a song about my love life: Desperado - Eagles (HOW TRUE!) Give me a song about my social life: We Don't Care Anymore - Story of the Year Boxers or Briefs: Respect 4 Grandma - Fort Minor (GRANNY PANTIES?!) Will I get into the college I want to get into? Walking Dead - DJ Z-Trip (feat. Chester Bennington) (?) What’s your secret to weight loss? Right Through You - Alnis Morissette (... laxatives?) -Will I get a date to prom? Is There Anybody Out There - Pink Floyd (-_-) -How will the upcoming weekend be? Head Over Feet - Alanis Morissette (oh really?) -What is the best song ever? Fuck Emo - Cheap Sex (how true lmfao) -Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes? You're Crazy - GNR (OH THANKS...)
What do you think of me, iTunes? Nine Inch Nails- The Collector Will I have a happy life? Linkin Park- Pushing Me Away (live) What do my friends really think of me? Chevelle- Vitamin R (Leading Us Along) Do people secretly lust after me? Fort Minor- Cover and Duck How can I make myself happy? Megadeth- Silent Scorn What should I do with my life? Marilyn Manson- Disposable Teens Why must life be so full of pain? Seether w/ Amy Lee- Broken How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Tom Petty- Listen to Her Heart Can you give me some advice? Dark New Day- That's Enough What do you think happiness is? Red Hot Chili Peppers- Scar Tissue Give me a song about my love life: Jimi Hendrix- Voodoo Child Give me a song about my social life: Our Lady Peace- All My Friends Boxers or Briefs: Hazen Street- All That What’s your secret to weight loss? Europe- Final Countdown -How will the upcoming weekend be? Rob Zombie- Reload -What is the best song ever? Rammstein- Klavier (piano) -Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes? Adema- Stressin' Out
What do you think of me, iTunes? Beautiful - Sevendust (Haha) Will I have a happy life? Young Grow Old - Creed What do my friends really think of me? Dirthouse - Static X (Thanks...) Do people secretly lust after me? If You Don't Love Me - Pete Droge lol How can I make myself happy? The Chase Is Better Than The Catch - Metallica What should I do with my life? Gimme A Bullet - ACDC ermm Why must life be so full of pain? Never Leave - Seether How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Papercut - Linkin Park (Now that's some kinky shit) Can you give me some advice? The Collector - Nine Inch Nails What do you think happiness is? The Trooper - Iron Maiden Give me a song about my love life: Make Believe - Korn (Hahaha, that's pretty sad) Give me a song about my social life: Unreal - Ill Nino (Could be taken either way) Boxers or Briefs: Wherever I May Roam - Metallica (lmfao) Will I get into the college I want to get into? New Beginning - Trapt What’s your secret to weight loss? Made Of Glass - Trapt Will I get a date to prom? Shoots & Ladders - Korn How will the upcoming weekend be? Live Again - Sevendust What is the best song ever? Ride The Lightning - Metallica Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes? Lost In The Crowd - Shinedown Haha, half of those didn't make sense but whatever.
What do you think of me, WMP? "Dancing In The Moonight" - King Harvest Will I have a happy life? "Fall Back Down" - Rancid What do my friends really think of me? "Over The Hills And Far Away" - Led Zeppelin Do people secretly lust after me? "Don't Take Me For Granted" - Social Distortion How can I make myself happy? "Going To California" - Led Zeppelin What should I do with my life? "Girl From The North Country" - Bob Dylan/Johnny Cash duet Why must life be so full of pain? "Close To Me" - The Cure How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? "Say It Ain't So" - Weezer Can you give me some advice? "A Long December" - Counting Crows What do you think happiness is? "Ocean Breathes Salty" - Modest Mouse Give me a song about my love life: "Uncle John's Band" - The Grateful Dead Give me a song about my social life: "I Get High" - Fastball Boxers or Briefs: "The Harder They Come" - Jimmy Cliff Will I get into the college I want to get into? "Across The Sea" - Weezer What’s your secret to weight loss? "The Impression That I Get" - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones -Will I get a date to prom? "The Rebels" - The Cranberries -How will the upcoming weekend be? "Early Sunsets Over Monroeville" - My Chemical Romance -What is the best song ever? "Casey Jones" - The Grateful Dead -Do you think I am a sexy beast, WMP? "Kinda Love You" - Cordalene Some of those answers actually really work.
What do you think of me, iTunes? Incubus - Idiot Box (I love you, iTunes) Will I have a happy life? Jay Z - Dead Presidents II What do my friends really think of me? 30 Seconds To Mars - The Mission Do people secretly lust after me? Alexisonfire - The Kennedy Curse How can I make myself happy? The Game - Hate It or Love It What should I do with my life? Nas - The Message Why must life be so full of pain? Alexisonfire - Hey, It's Your Funeral Mama How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Red Hot Chili Peppers - Breaking The Girl Can you give me some advice? 2pac - How Long Will They Mourn Me? What do you think happiness is? Chevelle - To Return Give me a song about my love life: Fort Minor - Right Now Give me a song about my social life: 50 Cent - Ski Mask Way Boxers or Briefs: Incubus - Sick Sad Little World [Live] Will I get into the college I want to get into? Linkin Park - Step Up What’s your secret to weight loss? Three 6 Mafia - Stay High (Hahahahahaha) -Will I get a date to prom? The Alchemist - Hold You Down -How will the upcoming weekend be? Jay Z - Public Service Annoucementp -What is the best song ever? A Perfect Circle - Judith -Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes? Nas - Made You Look
What do you think of me, iTunes? Kenji - Fort Minor Will I have a happy life? Herzeleid -Rammstein What do my friends really think of me? Dig - Mudvayne (let me hold the gun against your head - i knew this song had a meaaning now i know why XD Do people secretly lust after me? Soul On Fire - HIM How can I make myself happy? Perfect Ending - Spineshank What should I do with my life? Evil - Interpol Why must life be so full of pain? Gone Away - Offspring How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? The Beautiful people - Marilyn Manson Can you give me some advice? Hand Of Blood - Bullet For My Valentine What do you think happiness is? Lost In A Contraption - CKY Give me a song about my love life: Im The Least You Can Do - The Bloodhound Gang (NICE) XD Give me a song about my social life: Dirt Off Your Shoulder/Lying From You - LP/JZ Boxers or Briefs: Follow Me - Uncle Kracker Will I get into the college I want to get into? No Hard Feelings + Hefty Fine - The Bloodhound Gang What’s your secret to weight loss? Binge - Papa Roach -Will I get a date to prom? Souvenir - KoRn -How will the upcoming weekend be? Slow Hands Interpol -What is the best song ever? Farting With The Walkman On - The Bloodhound Gang XD -Do you think I am a sexy beast, iTunes? Ball Tongue - KoRn i dont know about u but alot of this is soooo true XD
What do you think of me, Winamp? Prodigy - Outer Space Will I have a happy life? Avenged Sevenfold - Chapter Four What do my friends really think of me? Static X - Not Meant For Me Do people secretly lust after me? Linkin Park - Faint (Piano) How can I make myself happy? Sevendust - Speak What should I do with my life? System of a Down - Toxicity Why must life be so full of pain? Angel Sanctuary OVA - Sara How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? AFI - Dancing through Sunday Can you give me some advice? Sevendust - Grasshopper What do you think happiness is? Enigma - Gravity of Love Give me a song about my love life: Gwen Stefani - Rich Girl Give me a song about my social life: Chester Bennington - The Morning After Boxers or Briefs: Avenged Sevenfold - I won't see you tonight pt 1 Will I get into the college I want to get into? Breaking Benjamin - Water What’s your secret to weight loss? 2 Unlimited - No Limit -Will I get a date to prom? The Used - All That I've Got -How will the upcoming weekend be? Muse - Jimmy Kane -What is the best song ever? Matt Good Band - Hello Time Bomb Pretty cool