Useless Information

Hey guys! I don't know how I thought of this probably cuz I'm always thinking of useless information. lol Anyways just post anything that's useless. Here I'll start!

Did you know horses sleep standing up?

 

Pig's orgasms can last up to 30 minutes.

:chemist:

 

Bryan is the single most coolest person you have ever talked to.

 

i have never talked to bryan.

 

Some can only wish. He's a very busy man. In fact..the person on these forums isn't even Bryan himself. I am actually his secretary typing this up for him. He tells me what to type...he's far too busy to sit here and do it himself.

You see...Bryan is actually the owner of a very big BMX clothing company. He owns Little Devil Brand Clothing. He wants you all to know that he supports the devil and you should to.

 

did you all know i once seen the real bryan drop a napkin in the mud 4 years ago, i have it in my gold plated cabinet in the sitting room, only the best will do for bryan

 

Did you know Bryan has 7 girlfriends?

 

did you know tha Bryan has more then 1leg?

 

thats lies

 

Do you know cow farts are worst polluters than cars?

 

did you know that Micheal Jackson letterly throws children out of his hotel?

 

Do you know that you'd need to scream for 8 years to heat a coffee cup?

 

9.

 

if you start boxing when ur 12 year old, and stop when ur 30.. alot of braincelles died

 

If you fart for 7 years straight you'd produce enough energy to light a 75-watt lightbulb.

 

*buys 100,000 tins of pork and beans*

On average, humans consume 2 spiders a year. When you're sleeping the spider may be attracted to the saliva in your mouth and crawl down your throat without knowing it. Also, the average human digests 14 pubic hairs a month from soups, foods, drinks and through the air.

Lmfao, I just caused a bunch of people never to eat, sleep or breathe again. [/b][/quote]
:wth:

 

*buys 100,000 tins of pork and beans*

On average, humans consume 2 spiders a year. When you're sleeping the spider may be attracted to the saliva in your mouth and crawl down your throat without knowing it. Also, the average human digests 14 pubic hairs a month from soups, foods, drinks and through the air.

Lmfao, I just caused a bunch of people never to eat, sleep or breathe again. [/b][/quote]
I knew about the spiders... I didn't stop sleeping.

I am never going to eat again.

 

*buys 100,000 tins of pork and beans*

On average, humans consume 2 spiders a year. When you're sleeping the spider may be attracted to the saliva in your mouth and crawl down your throat without knowing it. Also, the average human digests 14 pubic hairs a month from soups, foods, drinks and through the air.

Lmfao, I just caused a bunch of people never to eat, sleep or breathe again. [/b][/quote]
A MONTH?!?! :wth:


...Girl or boy hair?