Anyone wanna share some school stories with us? I remember in 5th grade i had a part in the class play as a game show host, and there was a part where i throw my cards (which had some of my lines on them) on the ground.Unfortunatally,one fell through a crack in the crappy cafeteria stage,and i stalled a minute before i could get the line right.
One time I felt the need to joke around and say I was gonna blow the school up. Well, turns out they didn't like that and a cop came in and arrested me. I was kicked out of the school for awhile which pissed a lot of kids off so there were signs and t-shirts made that said 'free chester' on them.(chester is my nickname). One of the principals didn't like that too much and made a rule that if he caught anyone with a shirt on like that they would be suspended. I'm cool.
thats gotta be one of the funniest school stories i've ever heard! Every year my 6th grade teacher brings his class to the county court house.one year a kid in his class went by security and said "Oh,do you need my knife?".they took him away and questioned him and searched him and everything.
LOL right now I'am on a 5 day suspension becouse I didnt tell the to VPs of my school my name lol. I would of got 10 but since I get 80s the didnt want to.
One time I was at camp and we were having an assembly. We're just sitting around when suddenly I saw a teacher run off with the school chicken (which was a stuffed toy), I open my mouth to say something when I hear some dude say "SHUTUP" and push me to the ground. Next thing I know I feel my face slam right into the ground hard, with a thud. Getting up I spin around and punch the guy square in the nose as hard as I can about three times, causing blood to literally start gushing out of his nose. He runs to the principal with tears in his eyes (hey I just about broke his nose ) and she calls me up and tells me how my behavior is 'untoleratable' and how I 'should be expelled'. I end up getting away with it scratch free but with a smile as the resident "jock" now had a nice bloody nose to show the ladies. Bottom line: I'm violent. :whistle:
why would your teacher run away with a chicken?? and why would that dude try to stop you?? anywho... we have a few disadvantaged kids at my school... and one is kinda short and really annoying... i call him cosmo... anywho... i was standing on a bench with a few friends and i saw him pointing at me. a friend of mine was holding him back at one stage. i had no idea what was happening so i just zoned out and forgot about it. LATER THAT DAY, that friend came up to me and claimed he saved my life because cosmo was trying to ask me out... my friend told cosmo that i have a body builder for a boyfriend... HAZAAH!! i'd feel flattered... but no. why does cosmo have to like me??!! CAN'T IT BE SOMEONE ELSE??!! WHY??!! and... my old english teacher used to make us read for a whole period. it's all quiet whilst everyone is reading and she just sits there. with great posture and everything. just sitting there for an hour. doing nothing. just sitting. HOW??!! not only that, she had terrible breath, OF ONIONS!! i was always too scared to ask her a question as she tended to stand right behind me, breathing down my neck... AAH!! i'm over it.
Back in 7th grade, it was quiet in class, and my pencil fell to the floor. So I bent over to pick it up and a loud fart snuck it's way out :x
>_>' This one happened in Secondary school. Me and a few friends at that time were mucking around in a class-room -we'd just given our science teacher [Mr. Wood] a nervous breakdown (more on that later). I diving huricanranna-ed someone from a table and ended up starting a full-scale royal rumble in our class. Dave*, Frog*, Mark* started smacking each other with chairs until I dropkicked Frog in the face...then he picked me up and threw me down and put me through a solid wood table - I got knocked out cold =P Mr Wood was a very very arrogant man. Every single lesson we would just be handed sheet with five [3 paragraphed] points that we had to copy down. So the start of the lesson and we got these sheets again with *dun dun dun* SIX points to copy down. Someone stood up and yelled sarcasticly and something flew across the classroom which started off a huuge chain of events - eventually Wood went wild and ended up smacking someone over the head, knocking him on the floor and dragging him out the door by his legs...so then we just threw anything at the guy - and I managed to whip him with my tie *spits* a bit as well...we were all such bastards back then ahh memories...memories
Hilarity is a regular daily thing for me in school. But there was this one time in Grade 8.....*flashback*. First, you need to know Joey. Joey's this blond haired tall and awkward guy who's really wimpy and doesn't really fit in. Second, you need to know what day it was: School Scavenger Hunt Day. You were given a list over night and you had to bring in everything on that list that you could to win. Third, you need to know what hardtack is. Hardtack is this really hard bread in the shape of a bun, it's literally rock-hard. Ok, now you know the backround, I'll tell you. I had brought in some hardtack and me and my friends were passing it around trying to smash it on the ground. We had no luck and we were throing it super hard right at the ground. It was me, Mike, Andrew, Matthew and Tim. Joey came over trying to come into our group to check out the hardtack so Mike was like "Hey Joey! Go over there and catch this! Are you ready?". Joey nodded his head. So Joey was on the other side of the classroom and Mike whips, and I mean WHIPS, the hardtack at him. He puts up his hands to catch it but it was going too fast so he couldn't catch it on time. The hardtack hit him in the forehead and basically DISINTEGRATED into millions of tiny particles. He stood there for a few secnds and then his lip began to quiver, then he ran out of the classroom bawling. Me and my friends were in hysterics, we were all on the ground laughing so hard, we were in knots. Andrew blacked out for a minute because he couldn't breathe because he was laughing so hard. So here we are, five guys pounding their fists on the floors laughing at the top of their lungs and Joey's down in the office saying he got hit in the forehead by bread. Oh man, funniest moment ever. ^^ That may be long, but it's worth a read. ! ^^
In 5th grade, I got in a fight with this kid named Mike over something so stupid that neither of us can remember what it was. Now, we're really good friends. Worship my story. It's the best.
LOL Will that happened to a friend of mine too. Actually we were best friends for a while, then we lost touch but because of school we had to go to his school for gr 7 and 8. Well me and him fought and we're close to fighting each other a few times (my dad was the VP at the time so I didn't really want to be suspended, so I never had really long fights, just shoving around or the odd punch ), anyways now in high school we are really close friends, pretty hilarious. Another pretty crazy story was back in Grade 6 or so, we were throwing rocks against the gym wall for some reason (its pretty high, ya know?) and my friend Jamie threw this BIG rock that bounced back and hit this guy Andrew right in the forehead! Blood gushed out of the gash and he just stood there for a few seconds, then just walked away!!! A more recent story was this year, when a friend of mine, Thomas (typical class clown but he's cool) was talking and joking around with a group of us in math class. The teacher tells him to be quiet and he's like "Yes, Dear?" totally catching her off guard, and while she was laughing she told him to stay after class!
Another one: One time in 4th grade we were getting ready to leave for lunch. I had found a little needle thing. So when the class left I stayed behind a little bit and taped the needle to this fat kid's chair so the needle was sticking straight up. When we got back from lunch the kid sat right on it. He had to go to the nurse for her to look at it...it was awesome. Never got busted for that one either. Another one that is funny to me: I was in the principals office for something(don't remember) and I kept giving smartass comments to him and eventually just pissed him off so bad that he just goes "just go home! go home now!". Doesn't sound too bad at first...but it was only 1:00 pm and school doesn't let out till 3:00 so I got to go home early because I pissed him off. Wasn't suspended either..came back the next day and he didn't do anything. Another one: No lie...for 2 months straight I was called down to the office every morning in the first 10 minutes of 1st period. I had detention and I kept skipping it to go riding. The principal kept just giving me more detention and I just kept on skipping it. Eventually I got tired of going there(I usually like the office..it's fun) and I told him to just suspend me because i'm not going to do the detentions. I then got 10 days suspension instead of the detention. NICE
Well, last year I was walking with my friends and we were talking about masturbation. I ended up saying "Maybe I do masturbate too much.... Nah." This teacher was walking by and heard me and said HEY ! We kept walking. This year I come to school 3 weeks late and guess who my History teacher is? That same teacher who said hey.. Not much of a story but it seems interesting to me.
8th grade: During my science class i had gotten out my white out pen and was going to use it to to draw all over my binder, (fun fun) but nothing would come out. So i kept pressing the tube harder until all the sudden it exploded, and there was white out all over me, my binder, the table, and some on the floor too. Was not a fun day.
Sounds like my story: In third grade we were doing some kind of art and crafts work on the floor and my pencil somehow was sticking up straight up on the floor and when I went to sit down on the floor.. WHAM! The pencil tip broke off in my ass, and there's still a mark there. I went and told the teacher, and she told me to ''Be quiet, and go back to doing my work.'' [edit]- In 7th grade when my class was in the Science Lab, we were all watching some movie that I didn't want to watch, so I was just doing my own thing until I found a pair of scissors. For some reason I took them and stuck them in the electrical plug.. exploding it. Sparks went all over the place and scared me, everyone in the room screamed 'cause they were about like 5 feet from me. Great times, great times.
Once in 4th grade,being the idiot I am, I saw a match on the ground and,stupidly,rubbed it on the ground to see if it was still good.It WAS still good and it burst into flames.I never got caught,either.I just threw it on the ground and ran. :whistle: Another time that year it was Teddy bear day,and I brought this little blue bear and made paper clothes and everything.I was really excited about it. Then I left to go to my little sister's class "museum",only to come back and find that this girl named Natalie (Whom I H.A.T.E.) dressed it up as a f****ing mermaid.I was almost in tears.The next day I kicked her so hard she couldn't move her leg for a few minutes.
LMFAO. I love to have a verbal fight against a teacher, most of the time I end up winning and the teacher's frustrated .