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    adelleda

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    I just remembered one

    A man and his son are walking home chruch. The son asks "Dad, is God black or white?"
    The father thinks about it and says "Son, God is both black and white"
    So then the son asks "Dad, is God man or woman?"
    The father answers "God is both man and woman"
    The son thinks about it and then asks "Dad, is God Michael Jackson?"
     
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    Burningsoul

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    I like it :D :)
     
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    linkin park 101

    linkin park 101 Shhh! If You're Quiet I'll Show You A Dinosaur

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    a guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants and the bartender asks the man why have you got a sterring wheel down your pants? and the guy says yeh i no its drivinge me nuts

    HA
     
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    Burningsoul

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    Got another

    What do ya call a fish with no eye
    A fsh

    Get it eye, i, amazin :lol:
     
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    Todd

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    What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
    A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time...A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...

    What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
    They're hiring

    What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe

    How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say FUCK?
    Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!

    Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
    Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it

    What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
    "Are you sure it's mine?"

    What do you see when the Pillsbury-Dough-Boy bends over?
    Dough-nuts

    What do you call a smart blonde?
    A golden retriever


    I got tons more jokes, but they would all violate the keep it clean rule, sorry ;)
     
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    Kate

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    :lol: LMAO. I hadn't heard that one.
     
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    Mark

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    Why did the plane crash?

    The pilot was a loaf of bread.
     
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    Lisa

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    thats kinda corny but :teehee: :D :teehee:


    Your momma so fat she walked past the TV and i missed out on sixty minutes


    (-current affair show that goes for 1 hour)
     
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    Joe

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    A drum kit fell off a mountain...

    ... badum cha.
     
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    NofxPants

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    what's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen??





    SNOWBALLS!



    Why was the snowman smiling??




    THE SNOWBLOWER WAS COMING DOWN THE STREET!!
     
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    Mechanical Christ

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    That's funny but it's a little insulting... :lol:


    LMFAO.

    <!--QuoteBegin--adelleda

    A man and his son are walking home chruch. The son asks "Dad, is God black or white?"
    The father thinks about it and says "Son, God is both black and white"
    So then the son asks "Dad, is God man or woman?"
    The father answers "God is both man and woman"
    The son thinks about it and then asks "Dad, is God Michael Jackson?"
    [/quote]

    HAHAHAHA!!! :lol:
     
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    Holiday

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    this is my favorite joke ^_^


    Why did the blonde have a bruise on her bellybutton?






    Her boyfriend was blonde too!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Kate

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    :lol: that one's great.
     
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    Razan

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    LMFAO.

    <!--QuoteBegin--adelleda

    A man and his son are walking home chruch. The son asks "Dad, is God black or white?"
    The father thinks about it and says "Son, God is both black and white"
    So then the son asks "Dad, is God man or woman?"
    The father answers "God is both man and woman"
    The son thinks about it and then asks "Dad, is God Michael Jackson?"
    [/quote]

    HAHAHAHA!!! :lol: [/b][/quote]
    (w00t) :lol:
    LMFAO!!!!!
     
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    Burningsoul

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    :lol: lmao
    If we are doing blonde jokes, heres a couple

    What do you call a blonde with her hair dyed brown?
    Artificial Intelligence

    What do you call a blonde with half a brain cell?
    Gifted
     
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    Unforgiver

    Unforgiver jogo bonito.

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    :lol: ROTFFLMFAO~!~!~!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




    how do you make a dumb person think for a whole day?





    ...i'll tell you tomorrow.
     
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    Razan

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    :lol: Micheal Jackson scares me...
     
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    Chris

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    Why did your dad crossed the road?



    His dick was stuck in the chicken :teehee:



    :lol:
     
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    Razan

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    Umm...minor disgusted.

    I don't get it?
     
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    Chris

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    Umm...minor disgusted.

    I don't get it? [/b][/quote]
    the joke is

    Why did the chicken cross the road?




    blabla, i dont know the answer
     

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