Dyslexic?

Wow, we're all throwing out some prejudice/racist jokes here. I could throw out some, but they're too racist.


:chemist:

 

awwwwww..come on

anything for a good laugh

 

It doesn't matter, as long as it's a good joke. Please, allow this thread to contain racist content....only this thread.

 

Here's one: (Staff, if you don't think I should post anymore just say so.)

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road, and a dead black person in the road?

A: There were skid marks in front of the dog.



Explanation: The person actually tried to stop for the dog.



:chemist:

 

hears a few:

What do you call an ethipoian with an afro? A microphone

What do you call 35 pounds running across your lawn? Ethipoian Football team(so old)

What do you do wheh a ethipoian is drowning? throw him a fruit loop

What do you do when 6 are drowning? throw them a honeycomb

there a sertain ethipopian joke that involves actions so i can't put it here.

What do you call 4 ethiopians ina red sleeping bag? a Kit-Kat bar(ollllllld)

how do you find the fastest ethipoian? roll a dime down a street.

how do you find the richest ethiopian? find the guy with the dime.

Momma jokes:

Your momma' is so huntch-back, when ever she has to take a piss she has to wear safety googles.

 

What can't you give a black person?
A black eye and a swollen lip.

A Mexican guy name's his son Jose, what does he name his second son?
Who's B. [Make the "who's" sound like the "jo" in Jose and you'll get it]

A Mexican and black guy in a car, who's driving?
None, they're both in the back seat of a police car.

 

Here's a long one:

A white guy, a mexican guy, and a black guy all were walking through the woods one day and came upon a magic geenie. The geenie said each man could have 1 wish.

First up was the black guy. He wished that he, and all of his people, were back in Africa like it used to be. The geenie said "wish granted" and *poof* the black guy dissapeared.

Next up was the mexican guy. He wished that him, and all of his people were back in Mexico like it used to be. The geenie said "wish granted" and *poof* the mexican guy dissapeared.

Next up was the white guy. He asked the geenie, "So let me get this straight, all the blacks, and all the mexicans are out of the United States?" The geenie said "Yes, you are correct." Then the white guy says "Well, then i'll just have a Coke."


Anyone get it?
:chemist:

 

I actually get it.

 

Random humor:

A blonde was feeling rather horny so she decided to go to the video store and rent a porn movie. So she looked around and found one to her liking. She took it home and put on a sexy thong and lighted some candles and put the video in the VCR and snuggled down to watch;but all that was on the screen was snow and static so she called the video store and told them her problem. The video guy asked her the title of the video so he could check if they had another one. She said, "Head Cleaner."

Yo momma's so fat she cuts the bottom of a pillow case and calls it underwear!

What did the cannibal do when he saw an 'All you can eat restaurant'?
He had two waiters and a busboy.

What do Micheal Jackson and Walmart have in common?
They both have boys briefs half off.

There are three animals a women wants in life. They are a mink to hang in the closet. A Jaguar to sit in the garage. And the third one is a jackass to buy it all.

A gynecologist tells a woman she has acute vaginitis. "Thanks," she replies, flattered.

"What's the usual tip?" a man growled when, Jason, a college boy delivered his pizza.

"Well," Jason replied, "this is my first delivery, but the other guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I'd be doing great."

"Is that so?" grunted the man. "In that case, here's five dollars."

"Thanks," Jason said, "I'll put it in my college fund."

"By the way, what are you studying?" inquired the man.

Jason replied, "Applied psychology."

 

Q: What's blue, and hangs on my porch?
A: My nig.ger, I can paint him any color I want.

Q: What's the difference between a large pizza, and a 40 year old black man?
A: A pizza can support a family of 4.

Q: How do you get a black person inside of a car?
A: Throw a welfare check inside.

Q: How do you get a black person out of the car?
A: Throw a job application inside.



Bad, yes. But eh. :chemist:

 

Wow.

 

i have one but its pretty racial(it has to do with jews)

here's one:

Two blonde's were going to Disney World, when they came to a fork in the road. There was a sign on the side of the road that said "Disney Land Left". So they turned around and went home.

 

omg ahaha

 

:shakes head:

damn, dude. damn.

i thought this country was past racism for the most part.

:shakes head:

 

Oh, shutup.



Newfy, what did that joke have to do with Jews? :wth:

 

How do you start a jewish parade?
Roll a dime on the ground.

WHy don't Italians like Johova Witnesses?
They don't like any witnesses.

Did you hear about the new Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime and picks it up.

Where is the worst place to raise a child?
The Neverland Ranch.

How do you fit 54 jews in a car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ash tray.

a white kid and a black kid are both in 3rd grade, who has the longer male genital?
The black kid. WHY?
Well, whats a 17 year old doing in the 3rd grade.

Whats long and hardfor a black person?
3rd grade.

 

Oh, shutup.



Newfy, what did that joke have to do with Jews? :wth: [/b][/quote]
those had nothing to do with jews. heres the joke:

Q: whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A: a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

your so ugly, every time your momma had to feed you she had to use a slingshot.