Random Thoughts 23!

Thanks for violating me with your friend request.

 

You are welcome.

 

I can't believe I didn't even make friends with you on LPA, and yet when I had my facebook, I had you as a friend on there. You knew my REAL NAME but you didn't even bother to look at my forum profile until AFTER I deleted my facebook.

 

Huh? You posted a link to your Facebook a couple months ago and I added you then. I don't normally view people's forum profiles to be honest.

 

You're such a stalker. Or wannabe stalker.

 

Nah.

 

Then why are you on your laptop outside my place, or is that another Jay Sensei guy?

 

If outside your place you mean thousands of miles away from you at my house, then yes, I am outside your house on my laptop

 

Aha! I knew it! Stalker Sensei!

 

Have you been hanging out with Amy Winehouse again?

 

You ARE a stalker. Admit it.

 

No.

Seriously though, stalkers scare the shit out of me. I had one from my last job, who I SWEAR is on some serious medication.

 

Was her name Sarah?

 

No

I don't want to post her name, since I'm not about trashing other people behind their backs. I'm crude but not tasteless

 

I know who it was. It was your sister's best friend whom had a crush on you since kindy and when you twos were at a party together, whilst you were checking some other chick out, but got so drunk you forgot about the other chick, and made out with your sister's best friend, screwed, got her pregnant, now she's having your kids and now you want nothing to do with her because social services took the kid away because of her medication addiction.

Or something abstract and fucking weird like that.

 

Three things wrong with that scenario.

1. I don't drink (legal US drinking age 21)
2. I'm still a virgin.
3. Never met her before work, but my mom got the chills just looking at her.

But thank's for playing

 

Um......is there something I don't understand or is it just because I'm a female?

4. Just shut up Sarah Sensei before I get my Sensei powers and smother you in a green fireball of raging hot Nintendo 64 stylised flames.

 

Nah, I never tell an awesome female to shut up. It's not what a crude gentleman would do

 

What does a crude gentleman do?