Stalker issues/problems

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    minusxerø

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    This scenario should only be executed when in COMPLETE dire straits.

    What you need:
    A public place
    Complete confidence in your sexuality
    The stalker
    A guy friend you have been through thick and thin for and would do this for you
    The absolute need to get rid of this chick.

    1. Call/message her up, asking if you can meet at said public place (food court of a mall works nicely)
    2. Let your friend know about the plan. He comes along.
    3. Get there early or late.
    4. Depending on which one you choose, one of the following will happen:
    4a. As she looks around to find you, you and said guy friend are sitting at a table. Holding hands.
    4b. As you look around to find her, you and guy friend hold hands.
    5. She should give up on you by now.
     
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    Exactly haha. It could work or you could just as well be giving her license to carry on acting like that, and then it'd be even trickier to get away from. I don't think it's worth the risk.
     
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    SecondCityKids

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    Minus's idea might work :lol:
     
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    It's not my idea, I'm just suggesting it.

    It was actually a friend's idea. As in, he had a stalker and I was the guy friend.

    Suffice to say, as many times as I've seen it (I'll let you guess how many times I have. You get exactly 10 guesses, and the first 9 don't count), it works 100% of the time. :lol:
     
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    You really would have to be pretty desperate, because I don't even know where to begin with all the potential holes in this plan. :p
     
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    I'd really have to be holding back to not take advantage of the comment 'potential holes' but I digress.

    Do tell of the gaps in logic here.
     
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    This has been proven to work.
     
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    Broadly speaking, lying like that is just as likely to dig you deeper. But as I have already conceded, if you're desperate enough the logic or lack thereof here is more or less in the eye of the beholder.
     
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