What Is This I Don't Even

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    The Emptiness Machine

    The Emptiness Machine Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    What is this I don't even

    The Wi-fi cut off again
    It really sucks
    I wonder how many times it will
    I'll just write a song about it
    While eating celery in vinegar
    It has no rhyme scheme
    This digital rejection,
    just denies me perfection
    Oh, wait there's the rhyme scheme
    or sort of
    Just maybe
    Fuck it, I'm lazy
    but not a fool
    I have so many things I want to say
    But I can't even think straight today
    I like the way the web has girls
    I like the pages that give me thrills
    A debate is always nice
    And I can make a retort that is not so great
    Become a troll and label every band I hate a fake
    But my wi-fi cut off a again
    and now my nerves are cracking thin
    and this is just about to begin
    sitting down eating noodles, thus ramen
    Amen to the url's
    to the endless yells for going topless
    where's your mistress ?
    I'm in pain
    Can you cure me?
    From the disease of not having a thread
    and blindly following what Le Random says
    I can't even make a point
    My wi-fi cut off again
    So I write a song that never ends
    I fucking hate it
    Not as much as you hate me
    for wasting your time reading this shit
    You can say that I'm an idiot
    But I have one on you
    You read it
    I said it
    I'm a general that commands it
    For the sake of wine
    I'm drunk but I still waste your time
    I'm drunk but I still waste your time
    I'm drunk but I still waste your time
    I'm drunk but I still waste your time
    I'm drunk but I still waste your time (x ifinity)
    (just kidding)
    wait I'm not done!

    Here we go another first
    no chorus to separate the verse
    You and I my friend should hit the bar
    To congratulate you
    Cause I can't even believe that you've got this far
    When there's no grammar
    No climax
    (haha) climax
    I'm so drunk you don't have a clue
    I don't even remember waking up next to you
    but this is the kind of shit I get into
    when my wi-fi's dead
    Okay, time to get serious
    I'm serious

    Dear Karma, I've been abducted
    By the conspiracy wheel
    that spins according to how I feel
    At the time

    Dear store clerk, aren't you annoyed?
    With all the endless jerks
    Coming at you with their pitch forks
    When they're missing a dime

    Dear me, you say I'm immature
    Well, whatever..
    I've moved on to more important things
    Than the distaste that your heartbeat brings
     
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    Agent

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    Too much angel dust Jesse?
     
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    minusxerø

    minusxerø Overflow Supremacy LPA Addicted VIP

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    What is this I don't even
     
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    Hellions

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    Has anyone really been
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    hawk

    hawk because the internet LPA Super VIP

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    I want to write a song about double rainbows and robot unicorns now. LOL
    Don't ask me how I got the idea.
     
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    minusxerø

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    You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
     
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    travz21

    travz21 Muscle Museum LPA Super Member

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    My head just imploded.
     

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