Random Thoughts 23!

This seems to be LPA's new meme

 

What the christ why can't I delete the attached version?

 

It's not extravagant enough. Remove the facepalm.

 

Thought I'd pop in for a while. Hi everyoneee.

 

Oh haiiii!!! I havent seen you in a LONG time

 

Imma kill those fucking cats

 

This.

 

Yes, I know how fucking magnets work

 

I was only demonstrating how dumbfounded I felt after reading those two things back to back.

 

AHHHHH

 

This is what happens when Agent O and I are in the shoutbox and become too awesome:

Participant A, henceforth referred to in this contract as 'the fool', gives his written consent to allow any and all members of the production crew of the show entitled 'Pimp My Wife' to ejaculate on and/or in the body of Participant B, hereby referred to as 'the trick', along with all coitus and/or fellatio leading up to said ejaculation. He also relinquishes any profits attained through the distribution, hereby known as 'pimping', of the trick throughout the community of [insert city here]. The fool recognizes that said pimping will also bind willing participants to, for a fee, enter into coitus and/or fellatio with the trick. The fool also allows production crew unhindered access to the residential property, hereby known as 'the crib', of the fool and trick, and grants ownership rights, hereby known as 'dibs', on any and all items that may be found in the crib.

The trick hereby agrees to not voice any disagreements, to be referenced as 'backtalk', that she may have with the following contract. She also relinquishes all right to participate in the activity known as orgasm until all production crew and willing participants involved in the following film take part in previously mentioned activity beforehand.

Both the fool and the trick recognize that the following activities, hereby known as 'the pimping of the trick', will be filmed for a live studio audience and broadcast to at minimum 10 billion households in a simultaneous telecast. Further, both parties agree to keep the identities of all involved known to anyone in participation along with any telecast viewers, so that any persons interested in being willing participants will be able to accurately identify where and when said activities will take place.

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Sign Here

 

Louis can now destroy all of us, be careful.

 

In layman's term, Me, minus and our camera crew go around fucking people's wives, take all their money, acquire possession of all their property and put videos of "the action" on live TV.

Oh also I get to clap mafukaz with my custom made PimpGun.

 

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This is fucking awesome, and I don't care what you may say but Rome (New Sublime singer) is the man, he sings so good live and he sounds fantastic on this song (sings the chorus, as he is friends with this band.)

 

You should not Skype with Joe more often.

His voice, it's heavenly swoon reaches my ears in ways only nails on chalkboard can hope for.