You're my favorite. Oh, and I figure I should try my own. I haven't done this in years. Please, please step back for a minute Now you got the professor here showin' your limits You won't win it, can't even say you have experience Can't even handle Minus when he ain't serious Now hear this, you can't even call this a rap battle Because usually the raps in a battle are substantial But on the contrary, your raps are secondary You couldn't scare me even if you tried daily I used to man-handle challengers day by day Luke and Dedicated were more known for running away And then mods stepped in like, "Louis calm down, These are frequent posters, you scarin' them out" I was like, "Okay!"
Minus Xero? N***** - They know me for dividing by zero Lelouch vi Britannia commands you to sleep - rest on a pillow And while you're dreaming - you get stuck in limbo Better hide your sister 'fore I climb through her window But I'm as sly as they come - ain't gonna find me And while you still packing a cone, I be as high as they can be While you flyin' to mars, I'm out in Venus' Uranus Where you at, you ain't never get this sweet puss What are you, 12? Spittin' rhymes about my mum? You just embarassed, cos that 'fat bitch' made you cum.
Lock, stock, loaded and ready to pull the trigger Unless you're black you have no business saying n***er So you're Lelouch, well your Geass goes through me Like the sword I stabbed you with, Suzaku Kururugi You act so tough, but I'm no stranger to danger And you're a character voiced by a Power Ranger And I know you like anuses, it'll get you far But fact check: Venus ain't as high as Mars And again with your mom, n***a don't even bother 'cause I'm Darth Vader here. Bitch I am your father! ------ EDIT: But seriously though, there's a difference between n***er and n***a. If you look I'm using exclusively the latter. Don't bring the racist hate in here. Use the less offensive version man.
If you were Suzaku, you'd be ready to live on But Minus, with the shit you talk you'll be dead before too long You're more like Mao, sure you can read my mind But you're obsessed with a premature girl, looks about nine If you're Darth Vader, what galaxy we at? Cos your little Oddyssey ain't goin anywhere fast You think this is tough? Trust me, my rhymes cause death You're falling behind, must have only been ready at set And you're my father? Shit you got a few years on me. Maybe we should catch up before your sweet seventy. True? Honestly, it's fairly racist either way, but sure will do next time I come to use it.
So I've gathered PForty ain't worth my time, He can't get his thrusters going after 10 fuckin' lines, Saying Minus is rappin' shit out of the blindness, But who needs eyesight when their foe is mindless? Apparently we're like drunks climbing hills? We're so good at that shit we do it twice whilst swilled, And if he want to limit how many lines we spit, I best get to killing this quick: All of the lines that Pee-Forty produced, Are urine and feces; that means piss and poo.
You can call me Sensei, Sadist, an Asshole or a Dick. Doesn't matter, as long as you don't subtract from the fact all my rhymes are Sic. The lesson on the blackboard, your mind can't even graze. Need a #2 pencil for the test but you're stuck in an endless haze. Don't understand how you're 'ilit or how you can be so dumb Know it's not my teaching, 'cause I'm still teaching new things to your Mum Call yourself Mr. Confidence while you know I'm Sir. String A' Long, Try to break down my structures but the bars are just too strong. (addict) I'll give you time to try to recover from my educational attack but you can not beat the flow and the beat that my lines attrac(t). ------------------ Take a pill cuz you wanna be like Alice? Without the journey's belt? Think you can toss a salad, when your face just makes IQs' melt And if you think I'm seriously laying down right now, you need to chill I ain't even started yet, I'm still deciding where to aim the kill Tell me I ain't got nothing, but I still got you right down Like The Price is Right, fella, means you look just like a clown You're just a Chick in the nest trying to eat her mothers wing And before you attack my metaphors dibshit, first you gotta learn what they mean Quit, 23 bottles of water and you're still dehydrated and about to fall, a fading dream Homie, I'm a shining Google, and you're just an imitation Bing
There's a difference between the two. Not to pull this card, but with all my black friends I'm completely allowed to use that word, but if I were to say n***er, I'd get jumped SO fast. Your anime references are really quite feeble I'll kick your ass like Bruce Lee, Spike Spiegel I'll bust out Sage Mode and chop you in the throat Then pull a Kira and write your name in my Death Note Your ass would float, but you're sinking down to some peace You got the devil fruit but I'm sitting on One Piece Love and peace; I wreck like Vash the Stampede You wish for Wolfwood 'cause a cross is what you need I own you. You should plead for mercy, I told ya boy Your Code Geass don't make you cool, hi Soulja Boy! ----- I honestly just wanted to see if I could write a whole verse about anime. Take that Soulja Boy, you suck!
How can they tell the difference in real life? Don't see how it's pronounced differently. That anime verse was quite amazing, I'll come back with something later. Job interview (Y).
Yeah, the Australian accent turns pretty much all er endings into uh endings. Probably the basis of the confusion here.