Calling out "Minus"

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    These rap threads always end badly haha. I miss the old ones that always used to appear :D
     
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    ZOMG. DEDICATED HOW DAER U INSULT DA THREAD I CHALLENGE U TO A BATTLEZ
     
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    Haha. We'll see.
     
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    Don't do it bro. I was being SO SRS just now you don't even understand. :awesome:
     
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    That was awesome :lol:
     
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    YEAH! SHOW ME BOOTY!

    GET HIGH IN THE HOE HOUSE!
     
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    Right now I'm wondering what the hell I'm reading
    At points I can't even believe what my eyes are seeing
    Others, I just want to poke em out til they're pouring, bleeding
    Random rap battles that start with spice and end with cliche
    And I think to myself what kind of shit did I step into today?
    I could rhyme a line, frontwards backwards circular
    but instead I just gaze helplessly in despair
    one more stanza will having me pulling out my hair
    It's so damn crazy, I gotta ask, are you a wannabe?
    Regardless I detect mines ahead so I wanna flee.

    Peace.
     
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    Notice what I bolded in my quote before starting.

    That was a horrible flow, no offense man
    Like the 'remixes' you made when you were Gan
    You think I forgot? It's still in my brain
    'cause the uneven rhymes drove me batshit insane
    I really shouldn't bash 'cause it really isn't fair
    But why did you rhyme circular with despair?
    You're trying to step up but you're making me sick
    Tryin' to battle and come out with flows generic
    To understand your verse will having me pull a fit
    So I'll just :hitself: and leave, I've had enough of this shit.
     
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    Of course my rhymes where shit, man!, I'll admit.
    Truth is, takes me five seconds to get over it.
    See, I don't mind a critic to tell me when I'm being bland
    And I rhyme circular with despair same way I'll rhyme Gan with Bland
    I guess I just wrapped a noose around my neck
    Cause, yeah, it's lame how the words don't even seem to connect
    Guess still, I'm just a generic kind of guy, don't use no high 'alikazam' to make me fly
    Damn me, a flow I have not, damn, caught up in between, I ain't dressed up and this ain't Halloween
    I'm not the water beating against a hollow rock, I've no Lego so I don't tear down the city blocks
    So, I guess I'm average but I can admit, I don't engage in the battle I just vomit all over it.
     
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    Not only does your excuse not make any sense
    But you rhymed bland with bland, God that's dense
    You shouldn't even bother to battle, my two cents
    All you're doin' is dissin' yourself. No self-confidence!
    I'm still on the fence about whether you're joking
    Either I'm taking the piss or done too much toking
    Poking at your verse 'cause it seems to have flatlined
    It's just perversely put together like Frankenstein
    If you're leaving the rap game here's something you should know
    Don't call yourself lame and quit in your own flow.
     
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    Too much Minus buttkissin' ITT
    You know your rhymes read like facebook about me's
    You're new to hip hop, stop spittin' those lines
    You down on the ground, while i'm up on a piiinee - tree
    N***** your shit ain't nothin on me
    You've gotten raped once, twice, thrice
    Bro, you got HIV - Now
    I hate to be blunt
    But in Australia - we leave it at "fuck ya, cunt"
     
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    Course I'm joking, takes me all of a moment to write - these
    It's pretty obvious that I've been taken all the blows pretty light-ly.
    Blinded, shades cover up the sun so I just sit back, feel the light breeze
    Turn on the tube and watch the replay on the Nightly
    Hear a reverb before the sarcasm camp 'a come to Knight me
    Sirens call and their light falls upon the blood of a battle so - mighty
    Find the one wild card, rest of em use one sound to end each line, it's redundant but it's 'iight, see?
    Like a spiraling whirlwind of what I call my "Ki"
    Tear out the drawers that were locked so tightly
    Acquire the spell of plight that erupts with an abrupt "E".
     
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    Guys...all you need to say is this and you win every rap battle.

    GET DOWN

    [/wretchesandkings]
     
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    How about a traditional poem expressing our appreciation for each other guys???
     
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    GET DOWN
     
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    Fuck that love n peace hippie shit yo. Let these hungry street mafuckaz battle it out to death!!!

    [​IMG]
     
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    ^ :lol:

    Maybe people are missing the point I wasn't battling anyone and just stringing people on. haha.
     
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    Jordan - I think you need a lesson in linguistics
    'cause your flows are handicapped like the Special Olympics
    Wheelchair bound, while I'm so high it's hard to see
    You're in a tree, I'm in space. Call me Odyssey.
    If this were a race I'd be first and you'd be out of time
    Everyone spittin' 10 lines and you've got... nine?
    And while you may be blunt, n**** I've got about five
    Smokin' on that skunk tree just to feel alive.
    And yes I got raped. I'll admit it's true man.
    I got raped by your mom. She's a big woman.
     
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    Why does everyone think I seem to care?
    They say they rap from the heart but they don't know where
    Let me make something clear, 'One's third person doesn't give a shit.
    Sitting here white flag ablaze, give it a rest my eyes have been lit.
    Keep spitting, sooner or later you'll run outta luck.
    Looking back man, I be like 'What the fuck?'
    Ya'll go ahead lose your self as it unfolds.
    I'll leave y'all far behind as yah tussle (How cold)
    Watching your carnage and my clip I'll fail to unload
    Cuz I'm not like that friend, chill mode.
     
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    fucking lol.
     

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