Calling out "Minus"

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by PFortyy, Sep 1, 2010.

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    Gloomy Mushroom

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    Minus, I'm not going to disrespect you
    Because you are the one that's true
    Not like this new kid on the block
    Who's obviously herding the flock
    Who's giving in to this bullshit rap
    That I consider to be full of mostly crap
    So I'll end this rhyme
    With my daughter waking up time.
     
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    Hellions

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    [Hype guy impression]
    Waking up time!
     
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    WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
     
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    Rhymin like you ain't got a clue
    Your use of words got me feelin kinda hysteric
    Cause you aren't historic bitch your just a poser
    So just go back to your world, and close the door or . . .
    Sit back and watch your ass get trampled on by "10 bars" or more
    You've sold out before you could even get recorded
    Using trill like you have makes you sound kinda stupid
    Cause this arrow of words in your face aint from cupid
    You just got your ass handed to you Pfortyy, feelin' lucky?
    Because you won't get a chance to put out a rhyme thats yet to fuck with me
    So just lay yourself down, and don't you dare try to front with me
    Oh look 12 bars, gonna try and 1-up me?
     
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    My name is Dean
    Sometimes I get lean
    But I'm keeping it clean
    For the sake of the teens
    I am wearing jeans
    And eating pizza on which there is chickeen
    And jalapen
    Ohs
    In my kitchen there's a washing machine
    And it's about two months until Halloween
    So much for trying to intervene
     
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    Hellions

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    also this is how you handle a rap battle:

    [youtube]qB1O_tKpQ6M[/youtube]
     
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    Minus isn't going to take this seriously. Lock the damn thread.
     
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    SecondCityKids

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    Hell no :lol:
    This is fun
     
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    A title edit would be nice. LPA does need a good freestyles for fun thread. :p
     
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    He dissed me, guys - OH MY FUCKIN GOD who knows why?
    I'm on another level and your way below mine
    Cant handle this shit yet requests 6 more lines
    Just another thing for this bitch to scream out and whine
    The bars that you spittin, it's best you start quittin'
    Time to get owned, too bad you tried committin'
    and this guy? his rhymes, NO you aint harmin me
    and its bazzar to me, youd even try to start with me
    Sinkin' you like a battle ship no more fun for you, bro
    Goodbye little birdy you extinct like dodo
     
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    "Errone" look at this guy rappin' fast and furious
    He's the only n**** in this thread takin' this serious
    I told you several times that I've had a few tokes
    And then you go and make a thread. Is this a joke?
    I called you out because - listen, this isn't hard
    NO ONE DOES A FREESTYLE WITH ONLY 10 BARS
    Now don't fear/I'm gonna say it loud and clear
    I've smoked me a joint and drank like 3 beers
    Turn in your rap card, you've gotten all jeers
    I'm lulzing all hard while the whole crowd cheers.
     
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    :awesome: *thumbs up*
     
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    Again you start rappin, rhymin mainly two lines
    So I guess its my turn, to start imitatin, fine
    My name is Jay
    I ate a shitload of hay
    Someone told me the Sun has rays
    Oh shit, this is gettin boring, time to quit
    Because rhymin like that doesn't hold shit
    So fuck it
    It's time to be original, time to be unique
    Your rap stinks man, Minus won't accept defeat
    So keep fapping your meat
    Til you're marinated deep enough
    That your mind is as spongy and gross
    Like Rosie O'Donnell's teat.
     
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    Minus wins.
     
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    Annnnnnnnnd I win
     
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    You're not Minus.
     
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    El Muerto

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    Yeah, Minus definitely wins. Sorry Forty, you're new to hip-hop and welcome if you're serious, but not on the mic, leave that to the experienced.
     
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    Aaaaaawwww shit. I'm dying of laughter :rofl:
     
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    That was the best post in this whole thread.
     

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