Public Bathroom Horror Stories

I was at Goodwill with my headphones on. Didn't even realize it, but I was singing...loudly. I failed to notice anyone come in. I guess I sing well though. When the song finished I got a small applause. I was listening to Die MF Die by Dope. Oh man was I embarrassed.

 

Hmmm, my friend Andria was having stomach issues while we were at the mall, so she went into the bathroom and I was waiting outside of it for her. After about 10 minutes she comes out holding her wallet, receipts, brush and other random stuff that would be in her purse. She gets all sad and embarrassed and said "I dropped my purse in the toilet! And I couldn't save it, 'cause it was gross."

Bahaha I almost died.

 

When I was on Holiday on Italy back in 2002 I got locked in a bathroom stool for almost 10 minutes. Was pretty fucked up...you'd think someone in a packed hotel resturaunt would need to use the bathroom.

Then again nothing went right on the holiday. I got sun stroke and nearly died half way up Mt. Vesuvius and nearly died again after a car doing about 100 sped right through a pedestrian crossing. God wanted me to suffer for that week.

 

Nothing too bad has happened to me.. well one time when I was 10 I went to my brother's Bartmitzvah and I was wearing a dress of course lol. I went to the bathroom and came back out, was walking around for quite a while until some nice person finally told me I had tucked my dress into my underwear. How that happened, I don't know.. lmfao. I was really embarrassed.

 

I have a horror story involving The Hofbraugh (sp?) House in Munich, Germany from my 9th birthday and all I will say is it involves Apple Schorla (sp? again) and me running as fast as I can from the entrance to wherever the bathrooms were.

And I'm leaving out tons of detail that could either make you die laughing or tell me to never post again.

Yeah. That bad.

 

I was in a rush to use the bathroom so i ran and i didnt notice but went to seat i fell in the toliet becuz it was lefted opened lol i laughed at my self lol

 

One time, in the winter, it was obviously cold. So I went to use the bathroom at I think the mall or a BestBuy or something and somehow ended up whizzing a little bit on my pants. It's not that I didn't get it out in time or anything like that, it was just a cold day, and I suffered.

Though, the things I've seen in bathroom stalls from other people is down right disgusting, but the things written in those stalls in sharpie are quite funny sometimes.

 

When I was 7, I somehow forgot to pull my pants up in a K-mart bathroom, then walked out into the store in with my pants hanging around my feet. By some kid logic I don't remember I didn't want to go back into the bathroom so I tried to rush out of the store, problem was the bathroom was in the back and it ended with a bunch of people seeing me in my underwear running across the store until my dad spotted me and dragged me out the store.. :/

 

"Keep it clean" is rather difficult given some of the typical things you encounter in public restrooms, but ok...

Over the summer, I took a trip to Minnesota. Since I don't have a car and couldn't afford to fly, I took Amtrak. It equaled a roughly 21-hour travel day to get there (including a 6-hour layover in Chicago), but for the price, it was totally worth it. Anyway, on the trip back, I ate a ton of junk food and drank a ton of pop during my layover. About an hour away from home, my bladder was begging for mercy (my colon was as well, but I can hold a crap for a couple days if I need to, lol). I absolutely HATE public restrooms - I have driven half an hour home from college just to use the bathroom before. But there was really no way out of this one, I was either going to have to use the bathroom, or pee my pants while sitting in my comfy reclining seat.

So I got up, and did that drunk-looking "I can't walk down the aisle of a moving train to save my life" walk to the bathroom at the other end of the car. I closed the door, and discovered that whoever was in the bathroom before me must have had explosive diarrhea, because there was a huge pool of it all around the toilet seat and on the floor (I guess they hated public bathrooms too and tried to squat over the toilet seat without touching it...?). Every time the train rocked back and forth, it would slosh around to a different spot. As if trying to pee standing up on a moving train isn't hard enough with the train rocking around and making it hard to aim, I had to do so while dodging the pool of liquid shit that was sloshing around at my feet. I had to focus on precision ten times harder than I've ever had to do, even after the hardest night of drinking.

When I got home, I went in the bathroom and hugged my toilet. Not in the way you do when you're throwing up, but in a genuine, "I MISSED YOU SO MUCH" way.

 

When I was in Spain, one of my friends forgot to open the toilet seat when he had to throw up.

 

Rotfl.

 

I totally spooked myself the first time I flushed an airplane toilet.