Arbitrary Notions Pt 22

Chuck Norris can make Communism work.


What if he was in the 3some?

 

People REALLY need to stop using their Myspace and/or Facebook status messages to talk about personal crap toward other people who ALSO have Myspaces or Facebook pages. I got like 10 different status updates from this guy in ALL CAPS (And not in the cool Billy Mays way) and a ton of extra exclamation points about how somebody snitched on him for tagging. And another person complaining about some girl, also in caps.

Same goes for Twitter. Even if you're not in all caps, I use mobile updates and your conversations via Twitter at 3am suck, and are never important. Period. Want to talk to somebody in short messages quickly? That's what IM is for.

 

I'm bored. I have Windows 7. I'm chopping up the New Divide video to be my animated wallpaper.

 

Rofl!

 

sorry you're not a winner ftw ironic lollerskates....ok i should not do this here...


man sleeping the day time gives you nothing but nightmares i should stop doing it

 

I'm about to see Ice Age III

 

Chuck Norris can only have a threeseome with two other Chuck Norris or his beard.

 

I feel aweful... :\

 

smh

 

Woah Mortal Kombat II is on FX lol
i havent seen this movie in years

 

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.

Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.

Love,

Vinnie



At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love you,

Vinnie

 

LOL Iain that was great.

 

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No, no NOOOOOO

 

Why does Amy McDonald have all those bass drums on stage?

 

I'd still do it.

 

I just took a power nap for the first time in a looong time. I feel refreshed.

 

boring fuckin day