Arbitrary Notions Pt 22

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    Andrea

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    Andrea, Jun 20, 2009



    So I went to play blackjack and played for what seemed like an eternity. After losing $100 at the first blackjack table, I went to the PNC Bank machine and took out $100. Frustrated and pissed off, I went to another table, without my dad's knowledge, and I made two $50 bets. I won them both. It only took about 2 minutes to do that. I then walked away with $200, which covered the $100 that I lost originally and the $100 I took out. Take that you fucking casino! :cloud:
     
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    Oh shit, my cousins are coming to stay at mine. Tomorrow I clean house, set the cat loose and hide my electric toothbrush.
     
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    When you talk about your electric toothbrush, you always make it sound dirty :lol:
     
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    That's because I'm bewildered by how much it resembles a vibrator. :lol:

    I'm not even kidding, it vibrates to fucking violently my teeth tickle after I brush them. :lol:

    This is exactly why I'm hiding it. Teenage girls and things that vibrate=bad times for relatives.
     
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    I'm so sick of this fucking rain. It rains every damn day here. It's June and it feels like April. FUCK RAIN.
     
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    I love my electric toothbrush but I would never use it "down there" ever. I'd be too afraid and embarrassed if something bad were to happen. :lol: I just googled "electric toothbrush masturbation" and I had a good laugh. :lol:

    It's like that here too. All I want to do is go outside and enjoy the weather but can't because it's always raining. It's ridiculous. :sleep:
     
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    I just googled it too and omg that's fucking hilarious. "No dildo? No problem!"...it's like a fucking ad campaign. :lol:

    I've gotta say though Andrea, those girls posting their experiences and routines seem to get something out of it lol. It's not fair in a way...girls can do it without the need of a guy. Meanwhile there's only so many ways you can have sex with your hand. :lol:

    EDIT: I just found out there's a such thing as a pocket pussy. lmfao. :lol:
     
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    my gosh i am a walking zombie...i should start studying this week or i am bound to fail my prelims
     
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    Isn't that a fleshlight?
     
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    Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
    What is it son?
    I don't know sir, but it looks like a giant...
    Dick! Take a look out of starboard.
    Oh my god, it looks like a huge...
    Pecker!
    Ohh, where?
    Over there, wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
    Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long smooth shaft, complete with...
    Two balls! What is that? It looks like an enormous...
    Wang! Pay attention.
    I was distracted by that giant flying...
    Willie!
    Yeah?
    What's that?
    Well, that looks like a huge...
    Johnson! Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this

    I love this movie :D Although seeing Fat Bastard naked in high definition is a great way to lose an appetite
     
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    Nope it's something that looks much more gross. :lol:

    Innerpartysystem's remix of 'Human' by The Killers is pretty fucking good. Great dance tune.

    Anyhoo I'm off to bed. Night all. :)
     
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    Oh my god I just googled Pocket Pussy...that's just not right :lol:
     
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    You've never heard of a pocket pussy?! :lol:

    Two words: Flesh Light :sick::lol:
     
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    i wish i saw this post earlier....CANT UNSEE hahah
     
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    [youtube]CNESGut1Jo4[/youtube]
     
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    My arms feel like they're going to fall off. And I've still got three more songs to do. :/

    Also, I'd like to stab my internet in the throat.
     
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    No...I knew what a flesh light was but this was the first time hearing about pocket pussy. Not that there's much of a difference :lol:
     
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    I just looked it up. From what I can tell they are basically flesh lights with a lick of paint. :lol:
     
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