Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

Thanks.

 

Fuck, I think I lost one of the games I rented from Gamefly.

 

"A dreamcatcher works if your dream is to be g**." Fuck, Demetri Martin is amazing.

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Arhrhg.

 

NO, Will. NO.

 

What?

 

He's hit or miss, but that was funny.

 

Will, this is for you:

"Today, I dropped my keys. Not wanting to lean over and pick them up,
I pointed at them and said "Accio." Then I realized I had tried to use a
Harry Potter spell in real life and in public. FML."

 

Oh I didn't mean that, I just don't like Demetri Martin at all.

 

*giggles*

 

... I hate you.

 

Good thing I didn't ask you if you wrote it

 

God dammit. My sig is pissing me off. I DON'T WANT ALL THE DAMN EMPTY SPACE YOU FUCK!

 

"Earrings are the same as sneezes -- two are okay, but ten in a row are annoying."

 

"Eating candy must be hard for the colorblind....ok Starburst, what do you have for me this time? Lemon. DAMMIT!"

 

Friskey: I've watched that show you said a couple days ago, but it was meh It was alright but not that hilarious as I expected. Thanks anyway though

 

No problem. Different strokes for different folks. Guess I just love asshole characters.

 

What show?

 

East Bound and Down, or something like that.

He was a good asshole though It wasn't bad and I laughed a couple times, but then I remember I had a couple episodes of The Unit so I watched those actually

 

Eastbound and Down.

 

Oh okay.