Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

Just a few seconds away from everyone
From everything
Just a few seconds away
All I want from all of you
Just a few seconds away
Away from this
It's neverending
Just a few seconds away
A second of your time and an inch of my own space

 

All I want is happiness for him, in what ever form it takes. <3

 

And also, I have herpes

 

Ahh, don't cry. I was just joking. DAMN!

 

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I SCOWL IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION.

 

I bought Russell Brand's book today. Can't wait to read it.

 

COUNTER-SCOWL.

 

My Booky Wook.

Greatest book title ever.

 

Yeah, imagine me going into Borders Express and asking if they had the new Russell Brand book (BTW I know it's not new, it's new in the states) to only have the guy working there ask me the title of the book and I have to respond with "My Booky Wook". I felt like a five year old.

 

That's probably one of the reasons he named it that. For people who have to ask, like you.

 

Chris, Friskey. It's supposed to be a reference to A Clockwork Orange. God.

It's quite a good read though. Right up there with The Old Man And The Sea and The Grapes Of Wrath as life-affirming experiences go. The previous sentence to this isn't quite true.

 

GRIMACE.

 

Well how was I supposed to know. It's Russell Brand FFS.

And what you just said should be on the back of the book.

 

RONALD MCDONALD.

 

TEE EFF?

 

Grimace is Ronald McDonald's giant purple friend.

 

Who's mentally unstable.