Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

Love song for the dear departed
Headstone for the broken hearted
Arms to kill
More flowers to steal
Head trip for the mortal earthbound
One sip of the blood that I found
Lying here
I'm dying here.

 

1,000th post.

 

Congrats.

 

This makes me want to go golfing...

 

Congrats dude!

 

Congratulations

 

Wow, I find it hilarious that they're using an Offspring song that's pretty much called "Shit is Fucked Up" to promote the new Disney movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Lulz.

 

Boobs

 

*Flashes*

<3

 

I am so excited and nervous about tomorrow. So, I'm not really sure which smiley to use, this or this


Oh, what do you know, I used them both.

 

Good for you.

What happens tomorrow?

 

I drank some cheap cola and now I'm really really overstimulated.

 

Oh, a lot of interesting things are to happen tomorrow.

Too bad I can't tell you about them, it just wouldn't be very "me-like" if I did.

 

Damn, so close.

 

FUCK THA POLICE!

 

And we...
All...
Fall...
Down...

 

You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!!

 

Lately I have desperately pondered
Spent my nights awake and I wonder
What I could have done in another way
To make you stay

Reason will not lead to solution
I will end up lost in confusion
I don't care if you really care
As long as you don't go

So I cry, I pray, and I beg

 

FFS.

 

She's The Man is the pinnacle of modern cinema.