Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

I think I choked on my milk from reading these.

 

*thumbs up*

 

The sad part is, I'm not kidding.

 

Oh geez. We nearly killed you.

 

Kayce, don't die

 

Too late.

 

What song do you want us to play at your funeral?

 

Anything by Vienna Teng. Although this particular song by her would have to be first and/or last in that playlist.

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Night!

 

Penny!!! How are you today? Sleep good?

 

That can be arranged.

 

Mickey Rooney: [sitting in a chair] Hi, I'm former biggest star in the world, Mickey Rooney! And as you may know, I am totally and completely insane! I like to yell at mice with my shirt off! [cutaway to Mickey Rooney kneeling over a mouse in the kitchen with his shirt off, yelling only when it tries to take a bite of a crumb] AHH!! AHH!! [cutaway to Mickey Rooney running up to a man wearing shorts with a scab on his leg] Sometimes I like to steal other people's scabs! [Mickey Rooney rips it off and starts running] AHH!! AHH!! [cut back to him sitting in his chair] How do I stay so crazy? Mickey Rooney's Crazy Pills! Take one with breakfast, one with lunch and, before you know it, you'll be up on your roof, poopin' in the chimney! [cutaway to Mickey Rooney with his pants down sitting on the chimney] Hold out your stockings, kids!

 

Basically just get her to play the whole funeral. I think she's taken the coveted 'one of my favorite artists of all time' title.

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'Sup LPA.

 

What's up.

Why am I still awake?

 

Because my poem has energized your soul.

 

Can it really do that?

 

No I think it's because your responses to my inane babble in the Lyrics Competition thread made me laugh recently. That and imagining myself doing what I posted.

 

Yeah, imagining you doing that has definitely made my night.

 

Oh, gotcha.