Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

The last time you left, I died a little inside.

 

No actually.

And bah, i'm quitting school so i can catch up to you Jen.

 

Know what part that was.

 

haha. Awesome. kidding.

and ROFLMAO

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

 

My interweb friend Dave submitted his own FML.

It's something about a professor and proof reading and your face.

 

So now I can't view the Oscar results thread. Christ.

 

I saw that one!!!!

 

Dean: not really, it's nothing special at the moment.

Jen: Lol yeah I know the guy who submitted that.

 

It's Wednesday!

 

I was going to post a link to the Empire Awards voting form.

 

I feel sick.

 

OH MY GOD YOU GOT IT RIGHT

 

I know. She deserves a cookie.

 

Dean: ah, soudesu

You know once i start i cannot help myself

 

You can take that cookie and stick it up your - YEAH!

 

once i start i cannot stop myself

 

I hate you.

 

Fuck it.

 

whats the matter Penny?