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  1. The Emptiness Machine

    The Emptiness Machine Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    I guess I am a joke. w/e
     
  2. Will

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    Thanks. :)
     
  3. Andrea

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    When older men hit on me I just want to punch them right in their denchers.
     
  4. Dedicated

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    Today I saw someone get hit by a car. While they were on the sidewalk. Not nice. Scariest part is that if I'd have spent like, an extra 2 minutes in the shop I was in, I could easily have been hit.
     
  5. Will

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    I've got such a headache.

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    Holy fuck, I wish she'd go away.
     
  6. Ophelia

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    My sister in law was a bartender once, and this guy reached over the bar and grabbed her ass. She turned around and with one punch knocked the guy off his bar stool, unconscious.
     
  7. Gitsnik

    Gitsnik WAAAGH!!! Über Member

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    Come on Dogues!
     
  8. Chris Tucker

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    Cant...

    sleep.


    So...

    bored.


    :cry:
     
  9. Iain

    Iain i am a sloth LPA Super Member

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    Shouldn't it be a crime for her to look that amazing?
     
  10. Nick

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    Wow, I have to see them live this Friday.
     
  11. Gitsnik

    Gitsnik WAAAGH!!! Über Member

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    Nice way to waste points...
     
  12. TheRockChick

    TheRockChick Pffft... LPA Super Member

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    I just saw my hamster yawn for the first time. :lol: It was hilarious.
     
  13. Messy Marj

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    Awww did he stick out his little tongue and stretched out his paw? Cause that's what guinea pigs do, it's so cute. :lol:
     
  14. devilsnight2003

    devilsnight2003 Dogs Don't kill People, Wabbits Do

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    But it's just the price I pay
    Destiny is calling me
    Open up my eager eyes
    Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
     
  15. TheRockChick

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    It's a she :p And yeah, that's pretty much what she did. Cute indeed. :lol:
     
  16. Tim

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    Mylanta should have a warning label printed on the box, because I've never ingested anything that made me fart this badly. Holy shit.
     
  17. Friskey™

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    God, I hate chores. Thank god i'm done.
     
  18. Will

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    Let's go dance around in the rain
    Don't pay any attention to the people staring from inside
     
  19. Iain

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    I just bit my tongue. And I've got nothing in my mouth. Go me. :lol:
     
  20. Kæton

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    Man, I so called that DNS error. As modest as I am, sometimes it feels good to be right. Take THAT everyone who called me crazy! NOW I SHALL TAKE MY LEAVE ON MY FANCY UNICORN!
     
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