20 Thoughts Random

are you trying to fuck me up?

 

Why did he do that??

 

Anyone not wanting a phone and is willing to give me a phone free of charge that isn't stolen?

That I am yet to figure out. I was in the bathroom with my phone trying to take a picture of him for mum and then he splashed half the water in the bath on me and waterlogged my phone. UGH! CHILDREN!

 

Why not have two?

 

I do!

 

Not a walkie talkie

 

i wonder if this is normal

 

Posting just an emoticon = spam. Don't do it. C'mon folks.

 

Sorry Keaton, I didn't think of that.

 

haha that just burns with sarcasm IMO

 

It's because I'm so sarcastic most of the time. I'm like the boy who cried wolf.

 

I got a kitty

 

i bet you're so sarcastic you make your mum cry just by saying hi

 

Awww. Picture?

 

When I get home I say "Hi mum!" and then she smiles and feels proud for having raised such a polite son, and then as soon as she turns her back I scream "C***!" and she dies a little bit inside. I put her through that every single day.

j/k

 

<3

 

OMG. Looks so cuddly! She (?) is pretty! <3

 

I've never seen a cat that doesn't look angry while it's sleeping. or maybe that's just how they react to being around me