20 Thoughts Random

I overslept.

 

Better than underslept right?

 

Wow..... I definitely think I have something to do now on the nights when my insomnia is really bad. So funny

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

 

Much better.

Curious little boys.

 

Well, penny.

Where did you say you agreed on how/where babies are from?

 

I told you I believe the "When mommy and daddy love each other very much..." story.

 

Curious little girl.

 

STFU.

 

TITS OR GTFO.


(Just kidding.)


Night!

 

Good night Robert.

 

HOLY SHIT HIS NAME IS ROBERT.

 

HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON.

...

 

Christian Bale is the fucking shit.

 

You didn't know it?

 

Nope.

 

Great.

 

AHHHHHHHHH!

 

Are you okay?

 

Tension breaker, had to take it.

 

Okay...