One Billion

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    Theazninvasion68

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    Id'eat the money.


    nomnomnom
     
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    Nick

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    I would give enough to my mom to live off of for a long time, I would then buy my favorite guitars & amps, a nice drumset and a bunch of instruments to mess around with. I'd travel the world and see every one of my favorite bands live. I would buy back my old house on the lake that we lost and pay to have the basement finished and anything else my mom would have wanted it to look like. I would buy another Collie and Leopard Gecko. I would actually buy clothes I like.

    I wouldn't blow it all on big fancy things, I would just use it to live happily, plus some luxuries.
     
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    Jacen

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    I'll buy out Google :D
     
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    Tom

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    Yeah, 1 billion to Google is like pocketmoney. ;p

    I'd buy 1 billion penny sweets and build a house out of them.
     
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    Dean

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    It's not like you need a billion dollars to do that :lol:
     
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    Beca

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    I'd give a fuck load to my mum, some to my brother. Some to charity also.
    I'd buy myself all the stuff I want like an iMac, new iPod, clothes etcetc.
    Then bank it till I'm older.
     
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    Will

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    Perhaps not, but at least he'd be able to do it as many times as he wanted, because he'd be able to pay for bail every time. :lol:
     
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    You be right!
     
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    I'd buy a mansion and a shotgun and I'd sit outside my house all day telling people to stay away from my property.

    But all kidding aside it would more likely be a rocket launcher.
     
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    Paul

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    - Buy the Chicago Cubs
    - Make other profitable investments
    - Buy my mom a house and enough money so she'll never have to work again in her life
    - Buy my brother a house and a car of his choosing as well as some additional cash
    - Buy all my close friends a car of their choosing
    - Donate some to Charity
    - Hire a midget to follow me around everywhere I go serving me drinks :lol:
     
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    This guy I work with at Food Lion used to live in Chicago, and he had some friends in the Latin Kings. Apparently they met their demise when they were trying to buy tactical nuclear assault weapon.

    I found that pretty funny. A street gang wanted a nuclear weapon. I don't know why I'm bringing this up but yeah :shifty:
     
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    Astat

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    I'd go to the gas station and buy a billion hot dogs. NOM NOM NOM.

    I dunno. Somehow I have a feeling that between myself and my immediate family, we'd find a way to actually spend a billion dollars. :lol:
     
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    I would give a huge donation to the LLS.
    Build a much bigger house.
    Travel around Europe for six months.
    Make sure my mom didn't have to want for anything ever again.
    Set up trust funds for my children.
    Buy the one car I have always wanted, the 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California, the one in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

    Oh, and best of all, I would pay my father to kindly disappear from my life.

    Other then that, I am not sure what I would do with the rest of it. probably invest it.
     
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    Chris

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    Nothing yet untill 25/30 years old. Then I'm moving to Spain, buy a house, couple cars, build a bar.
     
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    Christopher

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    :lol:


    I'd build a huge tower with a throne on it, pay scientists to invent a glove that shoots lightning bolts and just zap people from my mighty throne.
     
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    Linja

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    Hide it in a place so cunning that I'd never be able to find it again.
     
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    Christopher

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    Actually, if I had a billion dollars right now, I'd buy the part of Warner Bros that owns Gilmore Girls,(teardown the set of Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, I'd still do that either way) rebuild Stars Hollow. Make the actors and actress act like they really live there and I'd be God.
     
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    Tim

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    If you need any assistance with that I'd be happy to oblige. ;)
     
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    SecondCityKids

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    why in the world wuld you want to do that :p
     
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    Evan™

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    invest in porn and make another billion, then probably just enjoy retirement
     

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