What would you do if you were a MOD?

Before we start, I'm not making this thread to criticize our mod staff (who are quite awesome) or instigate changes. I just thought it'd be fun to have a silly thread about this topic.

In a completely theoretical situation where you hold the power and have the right to do what you please on this forum, what would you do? What outlandish rule or policy would you instill into the puny minds of lesser posters?

Let's keep this flameless and free of any random hate against any particular members that you may or may not dislike.

Starting off, I'd probably create a little subforum dedicated to documenting and preserving every epic post that anyone has made. Whether it's completely owning someone, the funniest reference in the world, whatever. So that posters old and new can revel in your awesomeness and know why not to screw with ya.

I'd also probably make a high school level English test a requirement for joining the forums.

 

I'd ban admins and make myself one.

 

I would urinate on bad posts.

 

Enforce my power to make you vote Obama.

 

This thread has a misleading title; I opened it up hoping to discuss my love for Vespas and Madness.

 

I would do so much evil shit to you people.

 

I would use my new found to take over the world! lol
i would ban so many ppl for any ol reason XD

 

I second this.

 

I agree with this too

 

A big subforum for pr0n.

 

I'd probably suck bad at it and get sacked

 

I'd whip n00b asses and make a sexy part on the forums.

 

I would go to ban someone and accidentally ban myself. Game over

 

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That sums it up pretty nicely.

 

I would make the month of November: Official Cake Month

I'd urge people to eat cake, post pictures and converse about their cake experiences, good and bad.

(Note: This includes making the forum's skin set to a confetti type cake themed skin for promotion)

 

That's one of the greatest ideas in the history of human thought.

Cake fucking rocks.

 

This thread has quickly turned into as such.

Maybe not epic lulz, but definitely some lulz.

 

I'd make it so that for your 9001st post, the 'Over 9000' video would automatically play on loop until you signed out.

 

To ruin some of your fun, mods can't actually ban people

and I'd do all the normal stuff mods do. haha. Yep, I'm boring.

 

We can now.

I forget when that changed, lol.