Random Thoughts 19

I think so, yeah.

 

Shit.

 

Note to self: keep it shut.

 

Local tetanus is generally milder; only about 1% of cases are fatal, but it may precede the onset of generalized tetanus.

calm down

 

to use pink cubes or not to use pink cubes...?...eeerrrrrrrmmmmmm..not...too restricting...

 

Get a shot.

 

I don't like the new Yahoo! News layout.

 

Going by that, what I've looked up and what's happened so far, if I did contract some form of tetanus I'm going to have a really big swelling on my leg tomorrow morning at best, and at worst I'm going to get really bad lockjaw and die slowly. Good times.

I think I'll try and get a jab if it seems to get bad.

 

I always wondered, what the hell is Lockjaw?

 

It's just what it sounds like. The muscles in your jaw "lock up" and you can't move your jaw at all.

I'd imagine it'd tend to make eating pretty hard.

 

That's weird as hell.

 

Oh, Hayley...

 

I wish i could hear people's thoughts

 

I thought this was really funny:

A farmer is out in the middle of a barren hillside, tending to his sheep, when suddenly a black Range Rover comes hurtling towards him. It stops, and a man dressed impeccibly in an Italian suit and wearing designer sunglasses gets out.

“If I can tell you how many sheep you have here,” he asks, “can I have one of them?”

The farmer replies “I suppose so.”

The man reaches into his car and pulls out a GPS receiver and laptop, connects it to a satellite phone, and logs onto the internet. He immediately goes to the NASA website, logs into the satellite page, uploads his current latitude and longitude and requests a high resolution thermal satellite image with 20cm resolution. He then runs the image through image processing software which counts all the heat sources. Subtracting two, for himself and the farmer, he proudly announces that there were 483 animals on the hillside.

“That’s correct” replies the farmer, to which the man lifts the nearest animal and places it in the back of his Range Rover.

The farmer then asks “If I can tell you what you do for a living, can I have it back?” The man agrees, and the farmer announces with confidence that he’s an IT Consultant.

“How did you know that?” he asked.

“Simple really,” replies the farmer. “You arrive here without being asked, try to impress me with the latest must-have technology, only to give me the answer to a question which I already knew. More importantly you know absolutely nothing about my business. Now….can I please have my dog back?”

 

Ditto.

witth control to pick who I can listen to.

 

No one wants to hear the thoughts in my head. That's for sure.

 

I wouldn't want anyone to hear my thoughts, though.

 

I feel another spate of innuendos coming...