Random Thoughts 18

Damn that was a weird coincidence. But so very, very awesome.

 

I want Razia's Shadow NAAAOOOW

 

Is December's Shadow close enough?

 

Could that possibly be Australia?

 

How'd you know?

 

Everybody knows where Darwin and Sacramento are.


...


except you.

 

Okay here's a brain teaser, What was Darwin named after?
I know where Darwin is. lmao. My American geography is about as good as two monkeys picking lice off each other's back. I can barely name all the states. I can name all of the Australian states though

 

man these assesments are pretty long winded and difficult...i have to buy a printer for myslef

 

I know. But not Darwin and Sacramento. Is it named after Charles Darwin?

 

Marry me. I want your intelligence to be always by my side.

 

Motherfuck, do I hate guests who don't care about me and the fact that I've been acting like an answering machine for 6 hours long and in a real need of a break but they only care about themselves so they can enjoy themselves in fucking Dumbo?

YES, I DO.

 

I need a smoke.

 

Vanilla Latte from Starbucks = win.

Coffee, the breakfast of frazzled moms everywhere. =D

 

I hate these paid commercials.

 

Believe me, you don't know me until you realise what an idiot I am.

 

I seriously can't function without coffee. The more caffeine the better.

 

<< < Mrs. Dean

 

My face is green

 

Alien.

 

I'm but it's cos of a cucumber mask.