Random Thoughts 18

Michael Scott: Here's the sitch. Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we didn't connect, I was miserable. Now, I am in the best relationship of my life, with the same woman. Love is a mystery.

 

Anyone wanna give me a good sick day reason?

I need Tuesday off.

 

'Uhm, I need to pick this girl up from Japan on that day sir.





LPA PARTEHHHH!!!!!!



'

 

you had to take your mom to the hospital.
You had a doctor's appointment.
Something wrong with your car

edit: oh sick excuses??

damn i'm stupid

 

She's in a touring band. So I highly doubt she will.

 

Ryan: Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
Ryan: I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?

 

"Yeah, ya see, I don't like to fly with D...aah, I mean, I need to pick up my friend and go hit up the town. Yeah, I know I have five days off right after that. I'm not trying to stretch that to six. I swear."

You bet there's gonna be a party, one of these days, at least.

At my place.

You're coming. No, you don't have a choice

 

Chest infection. Or eye infection. Or dentist appointment.



Yep.

 

"Oh, hey, the Colonel!"

 

Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.

 

I think we should make a new contest where Lord Johnny doesn't post for, like, an hour.

EVERYONE WINS. Except him.

 

don't worry, after i get to 3000 i won't post this often.

 

Bump a dump pump

 

@Derek- Zomg the Modfather is back!

 

Rotfl.

 

After actually reading it I've decided I needed a new sig.

 

ZOMG it's Daniel.

 

i need breaking dawnnn

 

It's not worth it.


Still get it though, I guess.

@Aisha: ZOMG, where?!