Cheesiest Pick-up Lines

You are under arrest on charges of theft & roaming on private property....you have stolen my heart & trespassed my thoughts...

 

Thsoe two can really make you laugh

 

Come on guys!
Use aaaaaall these phrases and tell us what happened next!!

X-D

 

I remember when I first heard that one. Haha, hilarious.

"Are you into Pokemon? Because I wanna pikachu."

"Are you into Pokemon? Because you're making my bulbasaur.

 

If my heart were Water in a microwave, Superheated., You're the fork to explode me.

 

WTF?

 

Girl used this on me once:

"You just took my breath away. Now give me mouth to mouth resuscitation.".

 

lol....

 

kinda forward aren't we...

 

I know milk does the body good, but DAMN...How much have YOU been drinking?
You. Me. Fluffy handcuffs. Any questions?

I love this thread <3

 

Hey, uhm...I have like 10 minutes *glances at watch* *looks around* Wanna fuck?

Actually worked for a friend of mine.

 

This iz a line from 1 chick flick
"I thought you were a broom, cause you swept my feet."

 

I love this thread.

"Girl I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day long"

 

"Hi. I'm in the band."

It works. Even when there's no band around, I swear.

 

WOW.

 

LOL!!!

 

blueberries or strawberries? (they pick one) oh, okay. i just wanted to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning...

and then i went to an environmental program, so these were appropriate:
hey, want to share a two-ply napkin with me?
let's conserve water, and shower together..
everything is better with the lights off..