You have 206 bones in your body, do you want another one? If I were you, I'd have sex with me. Hi, I'm (....), remember it cause you're gonna want to scream it out later. You seem like the kind of girl I could lose myself in. With what lips should we start? There's hardly any for girls.
"The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!" "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away." "I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?" All winners <3
If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is New Years Day, can i visit you between the holiday's?
"Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle." "I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!" Those two make me laugh.
heres 1 i was faced with @ a swimming lesson.. If you lived on an island I'd be the best swimmer in existance
I used this once, not in the exact words ( i made it a longer wordy question) and it got me a GF, for about 3 months...
Excuse me miss, but does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? *offer up to her nose to smell* ;D works all the time. LOL
"I lost my number, may I have yours?" "Hey miss, you dropped something. My jaw. He he, alright." - Courtesy of Family Guy I wish you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x so that together we could be one. I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. If you were DNA, I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes.