Random Thoughts 17

Thank God he is gone.
And so, Summer begins.

 

I will, don't you worry.

 

Awesome!

 

They taste like brownies.

 

He just sits, and listens to the people in the boxes
Everything he hears he absorbs and adopts it
Anything not comin out the box he blocks it
See he loves to box and hope they never stop it
Anything the box tell him to do, he does it
Anything it tell him to get, he shops and he cops it
He protects the box, locks it in a box
when he goes to sleep, but he never sleeps
Cause he stays up to watch it, scared to look away
Cause at that moment, it might get stolen
And that's the last of the boxes
So he chained hisself to the box, took a lock and then he locked it
Swallowed the combination and then forgot, it
As the doctors jot it all down, with they pens and pencils
The same ones that took away his voice
And just left this instrumental, like that

 

There's no medication that can save you now
I'll be the constant reminder of all the lives you destroyed

 

Stale Chex mix sucks ass

But a freshly opened bag KICK ASS!

 

i can take apart the remote control
and almost put it back together again...

 

DAMN!!!
THAT WAS CLOSE!!!

 

These cookies make me fart.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

lmao. How can a cookie do that?

 

Apparently sodas make her fart too.

 

Wait, what?


I don't know, I ate a few cookies and now I have to fart.

 

I remember you saying a soda was making you fart a few days ago, or am I hallucinating?

 

I guess those cookies have nice ingredients!

 

Oooh, no I'm guessing it was that garlicy creamcheese?

 

Please tell me you threw that away?

Edit: I see the post, it was coke! xD

 

all this talk of Farting reminds me....

My mom was about to sneeze, She even charged up with the uhh...UHHH's and then She goes to cover her nose with her hand, Her eyes closed. then RIIIIIIIIP Her head doesn't move a CENTIMETER. and eyes open as soon as she does.

I was laughing SOOO HARD. A Sneeze charge up to a fart, It was amazing, She never even sneezed.