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  1. The Emptiness Machine

    The Emptiness Machine Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    The Microphone Molester
    Machete undresser
    Stupid dope fresh tight shit resurrector
    Top gun yeah Mon best of the best of
    The living MC peace and rester'
    Successor, the flexor gunna'
    The make fun of the adversary make run of
    Make sum of cold with rhymes that spit
    Kick in gifted, lifted, delinquent 'wit
    I be the prophet, my hand
    Top it, stop it, felt like rockin when I rock it
    Locked it down with this perverse verse
    Every fuckin' curse I burst to hurt
    Move crowds physical fitness rhymes
    Coke heads couldn't do my lines
    Decorated like Christmas pines, my battalion rocks
    Emcees become silhouettes of shock

    Hit the dirt
    Because the words I spit will do more than just rip your shirt
    I'll bitch slap your soul
    Get back the track control
    You coming at me?
    You can't hack it though
    So ridiculous
    Watching my crew get sick with this
    Wickedness
    Pitchin’ this
    Lyrical viciousness
    To crews and cliques
    Maiden, men, and mistresses
    This is my life
    The twilight, the fight night
    And trying to see nothing but the highlights
    When I write
    These eyes on horizons
    Die for my son, cry, wrong, on to Krylon
    Fire on, rude men telekinetically
    Esoterically beats become a clarity
    Feel verities, heroism, and heresy
    And sever every Emcee I see with severity
     
  2. Tim

    Tim My perversion power is accumulating LPA Super Member

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    I should have known it was too good to be true. What a piece of trash. -_-
     
  3. Nick

    Nick Great Job! LPA Super VIP

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    So give me all your poison
    And give me all your pills
    And give me all your hopeless hearts
    And make me ill
    You're running after something
    That you'll never kill
    If this is what you want
    Then fire at will


    Damn I love this song.
     
  4. The Emptiness Machine

    The Emptiness Machine Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    I hate it.
    I hate it.
    I hate it.
    When you say the truth.
     
  5. Evan™

    Evan™ HI! I'm Randy, I'm a Bandicoot Über Member

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    i must be losing my mind...why issit so cold suddenly
     
  6. Nick

    Nick Great Job! LPA Super VIP

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    Frank Calliendo's John Madden Impression kills me everytime
     
  7. Casual D

    Casual D I WON'T BE YOUR CASUAL D. LPA Administrator

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    "Thank you for holding I have a woody on the line" :lol:
     
  8. Will

    Will LPA Addicted VIP LPA Addicted VIP

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    "Well, if the—if the—if the quarterback—if the quarterback throws it, and the receiver—if he—if the receiver catches—catches the football in the—in the endzone, then that's gonna—that's gonna—then that's gonna—th-that's gonna—bow wow wow yippie yo yippy yay—then that's gonna be a touchdown."

    I love Caliendo's impressions. His Madden one is spot-the-fuck-on though. :lol:
     
  9. Evan™

    Evan™ HI! I'm Randy, I'm a Bandicoot Über Member

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    i want to go outside but its dark
     
  10. Gitsnik

    Gitsnik WAAAGH!!! Über Member

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    I iz back :)

    Anything interesting happened?
     
  11. LPstreetsoldiergurl14

    LPstreetsoldiergurl14 Well-Known Member

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    hooray for rain.
    I met Saliva's guitar players and drummer last night :D
    I also met Shinedowns singer :D
     
  12. Will

    Will LPA Addicted VIP LPA Addicted VIP

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    I hope you're getting this
    'Cause I don't know when I've been this good
     
  13. Iain

    Iain i am a sloth LPA Super Member

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    Caliendo is one of the most talented impressionists I've ever seen, plus he's freaking hilarious. Him and Robin Williams constantly have me in stitches.
     
  14. Penny

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    I'm so bored... *headdesk* :cry:
     
  15. Will

    Will LPA Addicted VIP LPA Addicted VIP

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    You've got to be fucking kidding me. I hate the fucking government. I'm not getting a stimulus check because my parents filed their taxes claiming me as a dependent. I really needed that money, too, for fuck's sake.
     
  16. Andrea

    Andrea best friends. LPA Addicted VIP

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    I can't believe I am listening to my parents and going to the friggin' Colonnade next Wednesday to sell my soul. I can't say no because they will friggin' yell at me and think I'm hopeless. I'm tired that I cannot have a sure say on my own life and future. Motherfuck.
     
  17. Rachel

    Rachel look at my horse. LPA Super Member

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    Holy crap, I love With Blood Comes Cleansing. They're so odd :lol:
     
  18. Rachel

    Rachel look at my horse. LPA Super Member

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    Yeah. And my father doesn't get my 300 because i'm over 16. so that 300 went poof as well.

    Shit sucks.

    (will this merge?)

    edit- nope. didnt merge. my b.
     
  19. Will

    Will LPA Addicted VIP LPA Addicted VIP

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    Yeah. It's fucking stupid how they made a big deal about it but then half the people who really need the money aren't even getting their checks.
     
  20. Tim

    Tim My perversion power is accumulating LPA Super Member

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    Nobody in my family has gotten their stimulus checks either. It's bullshit.
     
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