Random Thoughts 16

"LOVE. MEEEE!!!!!"

Like that?

 

Well, the thing is I don't love this girl.

Not yet anyway.

But what ye have to do is build up the attraction over some time. It helps if you aren't friends already cause they've already seen the friend side. And it's weird.

But perhaps pouring your heart out will work with your dream gal. Depends what kind of mindset she holds.

 

Hey I've been building up the attraction for like, two years.
Too bad it hasn't been reciprocated for like a year and a half now lol

 

Yea but you're probably shite at it.

As I said, it's easier to blatantly flirt and try score with someone if they aren't your friend.

 

lol yea, well unfortunately we're definately friends.

And so is the other girl, the one you're keen on.

 

You need to think outside the box.

I went out with a friend once and I was fecking lucky to rescue the situation after it turned a tad sour. Now we're as good a friends as ever again. But it won't always turn out like that yea.

Haven't touched a friend since then. Although I would fuck plenty of em. Hehe.

 

Yea unfortunately I have a tendency to get attached, so yea...

 

I hope I'm proved wrong for your sake, but I cannae see you getting much luck by fixating yourself on one girl.

Took me till year 9 to figure out there isn't such thing as a dream girl, when I was going out with my dream gal, and I met someone I liked better.

A very educational experience that was. You'll do well to get a few notches under your belt too. Get good in bed and all that. Hehe.

 

Obviously I'm slow, what with being year 11

 

I was in that situation once about 18 months-2 years ago, and now we're only just back on speaking terms haha. Not that I'm bitter. I guess if anything it was worth having that happen.

 

I've kinda done it once.
We didn't talk for months, but now she considers me her best friend in the entire world and loves me so much etc.
Can't say I feel the same.

 

See Harlz. If you fuck up with your dream gal on your first try at a serious relationship (i'm assuming this hehe) then you'll want to punch yourself silly for not having any experience.

Wait, who loves you so much?

 

Come to think of it I don't think it went wrong because of us having been friends. It might have been to do with that time we went to a party together and I left her there to go to the off license with a couple of other girls.

 

Another girl. Friend.
Who is in a relationship with some guy.
Not that I care, don't get me wrong, just giving you some background.

 

I just have no clue who we're talking about anymore.

I need the Harlz History of Relationships.

 

Nothing worth mentioning dude.

 

You need to open your account.

So fecking get some cojones and ask someone out.

 

An account aye...

At which bank?

 

The Sperm Bank.

 

Well, it was obviously the Commonwealth Bank, but ok...
geez.