Random Thoughts 16

When you kill me
Do it slowly
When we come undone
When you kill me
Please do it slowly
Send a message to the world
Send a message to the world

 

Killing someone slowly isn't a good message to be sending to the world.

I'd much rather they kept it under wraps.

 

cale, be my mentor please.

 

37 hours! 37 hours!

 

BLEED WELL.

(I must be on crack with how I spelled that to begin with.)

 

What would that involve exactly?

 

This album is most excellent.

 

how to get hot girls 101, cale edition.

 

This show is fantastic

"The topic is 'unsettling things to hear from the cockpit of a plane'"

"Now if you'll look out over the right wing, you'll see the burning remains of the left wing"


!!

 

I'm not sure Cale'd be a very good professor on that subject.

I hear he only teaches How to Get Super Amazingly Hot Girls When You're Sloppy 101.

 

Well for starters you need to believe they want you as much as you want them, and live without fear of rejection.

The key to success. There's more. But it's 7am and I cannae be fecked.

 

alright lord, this is a new start for me. I'm gonna become a pro and make you proud. now get some breakfast

 

I'm good at hiding my intoxication and make it look like i'm super confident.

That is until I start the fancy cocktails.

 

Until?

 

Tao Of Steve!

Eliminate your desires.
Do something excellent in her presence, thereby proving your sexual worthiness.
Retreat, for as Heidegger said, "We pursue that which retreats from us".





Well, in the film it works anyway

 

Untill the Thalys comes...

I wanna pack alreeady but it's still too early!

 

FU-CKING HELL! Tell me my sister didn't just get a fucking acting role. Jesus, I'm NOT going to hear the goddamn end of this.

 

I'm in a room full of hawt girls. But they are all underage :/

 

I'm convinced that this may be my last summer to have fun before I've got to get my ass kicked by the real world.