Random Thoughts 16

Forgot I liked Breaking Benjamin.

 

"We had to go through all that crap just so you could show us the shrink ray? Now what you're saying is interesting!"

"I mean, surgery, space exploration... Can't you just see the applications?"

"Yes....... MAKE MY JOHNSON BIGGER!"

Gotta love ATHF.

 

Does anyone know a good video converter for the iTouch? Thanks.

 

Jeez. Why did I just sell that for 100 gp instead of 300? Damn, that was dumb.

 

Girl unlatch your bra
But first unlatch your jaw
It's cool to call me dog
But your head is under my paw

Soon as your lips part
Then your tongue it starts
My pulse just races hard
Enough to pop my heart


How dirty hehe

 

I have a Angus burger, that I had poked little tiny holes in and had put chopped up bacon it it, after the burger was finished cooking I then sprinkled garlic on it. After the burger was prepared I toasted a hamburger bun, that I had melted Mozzarella jack cheese on, and butter on the other bun. I placed chopped lettuce on the bottom piece of bread and tomatoes on the top. After that I placed the buns under and on top of the burger. And thus now my burger is finished. And the strange part is, I'm not so hungry anymore....

 

New episode w00t!

 

I need food.

 

NOW IS THE TIME!
FOR ME TO RISE TO MY FEET!
WIPE YOUR SPIT FROM MY FACE!
WIPE THESE TEARS FROM MY EYES!

 

I'M OFFICIALLY BORED!!!

 

Same here.

 

w00t!

 

The Do > Paramore

 

It's like I'm wearing a sign that says "HURT ME" but it's like invisble and impossible to take off..

 

The Do?

 

... no clue who that is.

 

French band.

 

Me: *Knocks purchased mug off counter accidentaly and it breaks* Oh! I'm so sorry!
Customer: *Stare*
Me: Just give me one sec and i'll see if we have another one
Customer: *Stare*
Me: Nope, we don't have any more, i'm really sorry about that D:
Customer: *Stare and huff*
Me: *Voids item off* That will be [insert amount] then please, and sorry again D:
Customer: *Glare and huff*

SAY SOMETHING! Jesus, i'm sorry, okay? It was a £2 mug, it was hideous anyway, go and find another one in Cargo or something.

 

Oh, in that case...


* > The Do

 

* > Dave