Random Thoughts 16

you should've seen the birds tonigt at the rsl will.

i met this one drunk chick who hadnt seen me in like 5 years. pretty much wanted my cock.

i politely said nah my friend. maybe next time eh. dont want to fall for the old rum goggle trick. some terrible descions have been made 'cause of that.

 

This is comedy at it's best.

 

I think you do type better when you're actually drunk.

Unless of course, you just can't be bothered.

 

thing is, when i'm drunk i try REALLY hard to type properly. I'm typing this so fucking slowly it's almost a piss take.

Where are the ladies in your life will?

 

The only one I particularly care about right now is about an hour away from me. In fact I'm going out tonight to see her and spend the weekend out there. It should be a fun time.

I've actually got four really close friends who are girls but all of them have boyfriends. The dumb part is I didn't know two of them had boyfriends when I started talking to them. And the other one is a cunt and started going around with this guy without telling me so nothing ever happened between me and her. The last girl is my best friend's girlfriend. She's amazing.

So like I said, the only one I care about is an hour away. And we'll see if anything happens.

 

Well Will, that's better than my case where the love of my life is 4 hours away and requires a one-hour plane ride across a sea to get to where she lives.

 

having loves of your life is fecking stupid.

There's always a stunner out there for ya. the fixation on 'draeam girls' is half this forums problem.

 

That sucks, man. But is it worth it when you get to see her?

If there's one thing I've learned from my dumb sister and her almost-three year relationship with her boyfriend, it's that long waits can be totally worth it.

 

Not when you have nearly everything in common with the girl.

@Will: Yeah it is and I'd be happy to make it a regular trip but unfortunatly money, timing and my fear of flying prevents that.

There is of course the option of taking the overnight coach but that's one killer journey. You leave London at 7PM and arrive in Cork, Ireland at 11:30 next morning. I took a vow that I'd never do that again lol.

 

I know you obviously think this girl's the bees knees.

But there's definately others. I've been there and done that with dream girls. I've realised theres no such thing.

Maybe i'm just a cunt though.

 

Gradual Report's videos on YouTube keep getting stupider and stupider.

I think I'm going to lay down for a while. See you all later.

 

I dunno. I've just never met a girl like her. I know plenty of nice girls but she just seems to connect with me.

Anyway enough of this sappy talk lol. I'm gonna be off out for the night. Later all.

 

I look fucking cute today.

 

PICTURES!

 

A whole new woooooooorrlld...

I need to actually try going to sleep when I say I'm going to bed, rather than staying up and writing.

 

Cute...but lazy really.

 

I had a talk with you in my head, you lucky you..

 

I'm dizzy and cold.

 

I've a fecking splitting headache. and it's 3am.

and all i can taste is rum. and i'm wound up somehting proper.

alcohol eh.

 

I thought I was going to go out last night, but I didn't.