This weeks winner: Harlz: Retrospekt. Halrz joined the LPA as an young adult, virginal, impressionable and generally not in tune with the world that was at his footseps. Harlz named himself after the well known Harley Davidson motor cycles brand. It was unfortunate that a tragic keyboard accident led to him not finishing the phrase. Instead he tested fate, eating spaghetti and meatballs while on the computer, and only ended up with a mispelt "Harlz" before he lost the meal all over his PC. The young Harlz at this stage wanted us to form his opinions for him, not knowing in his naive youth that generally you do this for yourself. There were shaken heads, effigy's burnt and in the end, no surprises when this thread was promptly locked by a resident mod after Iceman pulled the plug on Harlz's little party. Harlz's LPA life moved on after this initial dissapointment, sharing tales of the forum clock fucking up, his trouble with pop ups and how he didn't know what paragraphs were. Harlz's maturation as a poster came with his widely acclaimed thread "Sydney", about the Chris Cornell show that Linkin Park also happened to be playing at. His thread prompted the then Skywalker to blow up and start spreading harsh truths at posters like Dr. Octagonapus and Astat about how amazing Chris Cornell is and how distinctly average Linkin Park are in comparison. Sydney, Harlz in transition Harlz finally broke into the mainstream as he post-whored his way through the dross in Random Chat, Word Associating wherever he went, This or Thating whenever a dull moment threatened. Harlz was at the top of his post-whoring game. It was timely at this point that he acheived Supermember status, and posted his own thread thanking the likes of Cale and the other nobodies that helped him on his way. Today? Harlz's adolescent maturation has shone through lately with some quality posts showing he can still tackle the big issues. As Harlz continues to find out the wonders of the opposite sex it is with great entertainment that we continue to see his frustration let loose in the famed "Got something you want to bitch, whine and/or moan about Vol.2" thread. Harlz's tender years feature him posting enthusiastically about his progression with his dream gal and his continued success in the field. While Harlz's thrills and spills with the opposite sex continue, theres always Australia Thoughts he has to confide in which occurs anywhere between 5PM-12PM GST+10. It was in this very thread however that almost cost Harlz his poster of the week award however, when he boldy declared: This was following me successfully outing him as Rodger, the 40 year old builder from Adelaide. As for his poster of the week credentials? Harlz is of the opinion Nine Inch Nails are pretty good. He thinks Linkin Park were a decent enough band for Chris Cornell to play with and he knows where the Castle Hill RSL is. He's also a fan of Australian Rules Football and music, as his profile tells me. Harlz is apparently called Jordan. His parents named him Jordan after they successfully predicted british model Jordan would release a sex tape they would enjoy. Original eh? Harlz is also an avid Daniel fan, among other things like Stone Temple Pilots and swiss cheese. Harlz however has no time for Ultra's Say it Once, a quality song from the 90's. With the lad so strongly opposing the track I posted, it's obvious Harlz thinks he is the opposite of Ultra. Namely really crap and ugly. His words my friends, not mine. His last post has still showed he has much promise as a poster, and one we will all keep an eye on for years to come. Harlz, he's from Bella Vista.
oh my God, this is fucking awesome. Guys, please don't close. I'm looking forward to myself in Volume 2 *hint hint*
Fuck me that took a fuckload of time. my intoxciation didn't help the cause. had to read through it abot 50 milllion times so it wasnt an inchorent mess.
my last post before that was at 7:07. i posted that at 7:58. fecking rediculous. harlz better appreciate my hard work.
To be honest I think this will be "Cale's poster of the period of time he designates". Unholy. Disgraceful. Unheard of.
I dunno, I just didn't find it that funny. Oh well, pretty much everyone else on the board will disagree.
I don't think it's funny as I can't figure out any of the references Cale's making. It feels like they're all inside jokes and I'm not on the inside.
I sort of want to move to Australia and live there just long enough so I pick up the accent. Then I'll move back to the States and all the ladies will swoon over my hot accent. Seriously, ladies here go crazy for accents.
You don't have an accent because you don't notice you have an accent. It's sort of how I don't really notice I've got an "American" accent.
Ah yeah, that's true. To be honest, living here wouldn't really help that much in deciphering what Cale's said. It's all pretty random.
I've come to terms with its randomness after reading through it a second time. I don't understand any of it. I can't even say I'd understand anything Cale said about me if he made a thread about me.
It sounds like it should be read like one of those late night news exposes. I thought it was pretty entertaining.