Random Thoughts 16

I think a hell would be created for me just because the lack of sex I've had in the past two years.

 

My cake is in the oven.

And wow, I think I sneezed my lungs out.

 

'Should I tag Renny Amy as D&L?'

Dude, wtf? That would be like tagging Core The Child as UnsraW >.> Different bands, different names, you're stupid, go away

 

i should hope shes alright i am really really worried for her...or maybe my imagination is just running out of control

 

I had dreams about that song. I had fucking nightmares about that song. And this morning, at 7:00 A.M., I woke up to that song. Yes, I woke up to Rick Astley. And as requested, I am painting, or writing the lyrics (at least the chorus, depends on how much I can fit) onto my skateboard.

 

I need some food.

And a plan for today. Definitely need a plan.

 

I'm ultimate fail today.

 

The fuck is wrong with Ares?! :S

 

Aw, and why are you ultimate fail?

 

im so afraid more so than any other time

 

Cause I made bad, baaaad innuendo's.

 

It's okay, I do it all the time. Sometimes the urge gets so big, I can't control myself. And yeah, while it feels great while you're doing it, afterwards there's just shame. Because in the end, you're fucking yourself.

Oh wait.

 

Silly, and nooooo, no. I meant bad as in, lame innuendos.

I do not know shame, ask other people.

 

Oh, lame innuendos?

Okay then. Ultimate fail.

I used to be in pervert parade too, remember. I know you know no shame. But I was actually thinking the crazy thought that you had actually found your breaking point in sex.

 

Maybe...maybe this IS my breaking point.

 

What... what's being broken?

Too far. Too far.

 

Have we changed places?

 

*checks*

Nope, I'm still a dude. And you?

 

*checks*

STILL GOT THAT BOOTY

 

Funny, so do I.

Actually it's a well known fact among my friends that I have a huge ass. It's embarrassing when they point it out, but then girls want to feel it, so I'm alright with it.