Random Thoughts 16

Why is a man named Jess Eternal?

 

It's comming down hard...



the rain.

EDIT:

Maybe because his name is Jesse, and he's fucking eternal. That's just a guess though. I don't know him.

 

Hold on...Kayce will come and save the day!

 

Don't you mean Jess(E)ternal?

It's like a combination of Jesse and Eternal?

 

Almost as misleading as Sylar.

 

I think I'm being insulted... owell I don't care.

 

It's so cool that you actually have a period at the end of your name.

How's it going Cale.?

 

Je veux te voir
dans un film pornographique
en action avec ta bite

 

I'm just wondering is all. Sorry I couldn't decipher the code, Jesse.

It's very cool.

Not bad Iceman. Finishing off some references for Uni, fun times.

Fuck my spelling is shit tonight.

 

Time to down the fifth cola of the day.

 

I'm heading out to college in a second. Awesome, fun stuff, except not.

*overdramatic* Woe is me, I hate my life!

At least I have cigarettes.

 

My guinea pig is making noises while he's pooing and then he catches it with his mouth and eats it. Gross.

 

Sounds like 2 girls 1 cup to me.

 

Ditch the cigs.

Not cool says Cale.

 

Doesn't make it less gross though!


RUDY'S ON THE TRAIN TO NOOOOWHEEEERE

 

There was a line........







...and it was crossed here a long time ago.

 

It's all because of how much I drive. Like seriously, a full tank of gas, gone in 3 days? I'm driving a lot, and the only thing entertaining to do is a) listen to music, b) smoke, or c) all of the above.

And either way, I don't care what you say Cale.! I am above the law!

 

You could flirt with female drivers, and you could moon the male drivers.

 

Or give all your cigarettes to the poor.

Or perfect your one hand on the wheel, one hand on your cock approach to masturbating.

 

On the highways I'm driving, at the times I'm driving, it's all working class people.

And it's kind of hard to moon people and drive at the same time. Hehe.

I am poor. I'm having to pay my way through college!

Or perfect my knee steering, two hands doing other things approach.