Random Thoughts 16

Fine, I resign then.

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Theres half a bottle of Grolsch still open, but it's 8:00 am, bah, it will be drinking time somewhere in the world.

 

Oh FUCK! The new episode is already out!

 

Anyway I'm off to drink my half bottle of beer and go get a shower. Laters LPA.

 

Australia Thoughts anyone?

 

*BBQKANGAROOAFLKOALADOUBLEPLUGGERSBONDI*


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@ her mum not letting her out.

 

Not letting her out with you?

 

yeah. Probably just found out I'm almost 18 lol.

Mind, she is also somewhat sick. Oh well.

 

Does Gerard disapprove of such age gaps?

 

The Spirit of Australia.

 

No. Gerard would surely approve, and offer me a high five for funeral crashing.

 

Your still talking about your funeral girl?

She must be some lass.

 

yeah, still her.

She's s'alright.

 

Bang the mum. It's your only hope.

 

Dear God.


You're absolutely right.

 

What better way to show you're a capable lover.

 

I should definitely start listening to you more often.

 

I plan on getting myself a woman tomorrow. I just need to not get so drunk as to make a fool of myself, but drunk enough to be fearless.

Never fails.

 

I don't know what it's like for you, but I'd plan on maybe two six packs for that. Or you could, y'know, just wow her with your amazing sober personality and all.

It'd definitely work. Maybe.

 

Bored...

 

I'm pretty confident anyway.

They're the same as me and you. They want us as much as we want them.

Probably.

Well that's what I tell myself.