Random Thoughts 16

You can't pre-order? I know that would have saved me the pain. Get this: now that I told one of my friends, they want to drive me past the Hard Rock, so that I can hear the show, and then drive off. I think I'll have other plans...

But yeah, make sure that if you can't get them pre-ordered, you get them ASAP, or you're probably going to not be able to get them.

 

Stupid people suck.

 

I pray for a day when Slash and Buckethead are in the same band.

 

I'll run around my house naked if that ever happened.

 

As do I. I can't help but hope that Axl goes through with the Dr. Pepper thing, because I'm going to get as many people together as I can, and send the soda to either Slash or Buckethead.

 

I hate having certain issues rubbed in my face, even if it's not intentional.

 

Fuck that...I'll like poledance Nelson's column if that happens.

(This thing lol):

 

How...the fuck? You know, not even going to ask.

 

That would be fucking epic.

 

Well here's hoping that it happens but here's also hoping that the column gets knocked down before then.

 

We could make you 50 ft. tall.

 

Dr. Pepper.

 

How?

 

We can rebuild you. We have the technology. We just can't spend alot of money.

 

...ok then. Just to let you know I'm taking out a restraining order on you first thing in the morning.

 

Whatever.

 

I'm also buying a very large gun.

 

To showcase how small you really are? Nice.

 

No, to showcase that if you come near me with your larging experiments then I'll blast you into the next world.