Random Thoughts 16

Canard = Duck in french
Eend = Duck in dutch

 

I know.

 

Well...

duck=duck

in english

 

talk about destalinisation

 

Stop and stare
I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
Yeah I know that everyone gets scared
But I've become what I can't be, oh
Stop and stare
You start to wonder why you're 'here' not there
And you'd give anything to get what's fair
But fair ain't what you really need
Oh, can you see what I see

 

I'm off to get food.

 

Grr I want cigarette right now.

Why'd I have to leave them in my car?

 

There's something amazing about a song that comes with pirated software telling you how to use the pirated software.

 

Bored.

 

Time to write some cheesy dance pop songs!

 

The Chris Isaak version, or the HIM version?

And speaking of which, I wish maybe my sister was obsessed with HIM. That way, she'd probably try to look like Mige, or Linde, or even Ville. At least then it would be funny.

 

I hope she loves what I'm doing.

 

What would do if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me.
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song,
And I'll try not to sing out of key.
Oh I get by with a little help from my friends,
He gets high with a little help from his friends,
Oh I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends.

Catchy as HELL

 

Man, my computer is starting to scare me. The fan is really humming.

 

Mine does that a lot. It annoys me.

And, best line ever: "The dudes come up to her, it's not like she's getting eaten out onstage for 311 tickets."

 

It was in my checked baggage. There's no rule against it being in a checked piece of luggage as far as I know.

 

I'm choking to death on the smell of hairspray. Please, someone shoot me. I know there's a migraine coming.

 

I got so scared when I woke up and there was ink and blood on my pillows.

 

"So the combination is one, two, three, four, five?"
*pulls up his helmet*
"That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"