Random Thoughts 16

very true.

Cop: Did you have sex with these two under age girls?

Me: Uhhhh.....yeah.

Cop: Fucking a', right on! *High fives*

 

[FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]You know, I don't know the exact pronunciation but I believe its[/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica][/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms, arial, helvetica]Manage A Trois.[/FONT]

 

Now, if they were fat, and you were loserly-looking, he'd probably just shoot you.

 

gee, thanks.


But anyway, I'm off....to *ahem* rest up for tomorrow.

 

You don't want to be short on stamina eh?

Fair enough.

 

That made me think. Bill Hader and Seth Rogen should be cops in real life.

 

Wow, damn good thing I got 4000 Microsoft Points when I got Rock Band. The songs are so cheap and what not.

Crushcrushcrush is fun as hell.

 

TWO THREE FOUR!

 

You're all cocknobblers.

 

PAUSE

**eat some chips**

UNPAUSE

Nothing Compares to...**Guitar fuck-up**

Next song.........

 

What a wicked game to play
To make me feel this way
What a wicked thing to do
To let me dream of you
What a wicked thing to say
You never felt this way
What a wicked thing you do
To make me dream of you

 

Bed time cuntos.

Have fun wanking, or whatever it is you do while i'm asleep.

 

Cale's going to get my vote for the funniest member when the next awards are done.

 

My hands, they smell like toilet duck.

 

They're adapting Vampire Knight into an anime? O_O I'm half excited...half not. It'll bring Zero and Yuuki to life but...anime adaptations of manga usually fail D:

 

Look who's back??

Or were you busy

 

I dunno, I was bored though.

 

...what?!

 

Toughest duck there is!

 

They spelled it wrong.