Random Thoughts 16

Dammit, my sister's back. In all of her non-Hayley glory. She's not wearing enough orange on her eyes.

 

I'd rather blast someone into fractions.

I can just picture it...me vs. you...me standing there with some huge fuck off weapon of mass destruction and you doing some weird crab dance trying to stab me in the eye.

Wow...that's a pretty warped thing to think about.

 

That disturbs the hell out of me.

The fuck are you on and where can I get some?

 

I seriously want to tell her what I think, but she'll deny the fact that she indeed thinks she looks like Hayley.

 

Whenever I hear someone with a Birmingham accent I feel embarassed.

 

Me too. What the fuck dude?

And I'm on a drug known as warpazade...its grinded magic mushrooms and angel dust. You can get it from behind black's hardware store, there's a white guy selling it there.

 

No really, you're scaring me, stop

 

Interesting.

All I'm saying is SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HAYLEY.

 

@OFFA: How old is your sister?

 

Yes, but if she tried to look like her, you'd...like that?

 

fuck

 

*thinks* guys...

 

!!!!

 

Penny, you have far too many top scores. Hand some over

 

You both have no lives.

 

I can't remember. XD I always forget.

FUCK. NO. That's what I said earlier. She's trying to, and it's annoying me, because she doesn't. And if she did, I'd puke, because she did. And then, I'd never watch another Paramore video.

 

I hope that wasn't directed at me Mr. Luke!

 

There's no denying the truth...THE TRUUUUUTH.

@Dave: Yes...yes it was.

 

He started it...*whines*